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Put them on and turned into a lobster herself! She was about to give up all hope in life when she saw something quite nice on the beach..

It was the man of her dreams. Unfortunately, he saw her (being the lobster she now is), picked her up, cooked her, and brought new meaning to eating the girl out. The man, named...

Crabuel. Crabs for short.

Actually had crabs himself! He had gotten them from the hooker Kaitlyn, when he had picked her up on a street corner.

Crabuel a.k.a. Crabs was itchy like crazy. He decided to see the very wise and slighty insane hobo doctor to treat his crabs. But on the way he ran into...

Sand! Yet another insane hobo doctor. Crabs explained his illness to Sand, who was disgusted and started to beat him with his cane.

Whilst the caning was happening the deadly trio of Emily, Claire and Dom trooped by laughing at poor Crabs. They were on their way too....

Murder Russell. You see, they had to, because he had stopped being beaten by Sand (who was now beating crabs) and he had tried to take over their thread with his huge ass.

But the ever crafty Russell threw something shiny at Emily which amsued her for many hours causing her to forget her evil plans. Claire and Dom were lured away by the promise of free apples, where they ran into Dr. J!

Meanwhile, Russell gets stuck in a door and gets taken advantage of my many people. Sand stops beating Crabs who is now dead and beats Russell again.

Russell shielding himself from the beating with his protective fat ass promises Sand all the brains he can eat if he follows him...

into his bedroom. Sand, however, does not like Russell in this way and runs away screaming.


side note: you cannot sheild yourself with your ass cuz it is stuck in a door!

Russell calls an emergeny plastic surgeon and his ass fixed. Emily is hit a by a truck while she is playing in the street. A random lama wanders attacks Claire and Dom.

the llama sees rusty's new fat hiny ass, and runs towards it (just like those cheesy 60's movies where 2 people run towards each other in slo-mo in a field) and eats rusty's ass. and rusty whole. and the world is saved!

This whole thing totally went to hell.

shh! rusty, em, claire and dom are all dead, or in ICU in the hospital. they won't post anymore! ignore it and keep going!

I'm not dead!

Random Name wrote:This whole thing totally went to hell.

Agrees. I didn't start this to include actual people in here-but fiticious ones. It was funny for awhile, but now.

ya it sucks. Lock it.

The thread was a victem of spam. \