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Idealist wrote:

Dr. J wrote:My first time was at a friends Birthday party. I believe the beverage of the night was Vodka. I believe I was drinking it straight. Needless to say I woke up in a intersting place

ahhh the memories

My friends tell me they feel like they have to walk around with me on a leash when I'm drunk because I act like a complete spaz...and...other things.

*Is leaving in half an hour to go to boyfriend's house equipped with specially engineered (by him) keg fridge *

:O

"other things" eh?

If anyone is wondering, I woke up in a barn

interesting

freshman year, the senior i was going out with hooked me up with it.

I was probably 17 when I started going out to pubs. I'm not sure what grade that is.

The first time I got really drunk I think I was 20 or 21.

And the worst time was last August - I got so ill that I've barely drunk since!

ugh huuuuuuuuuuuung oooooooooover XP

Don't drink kids!

How is it that I feel like crap after 3 beers 8 hours ago???

Either I'm becoming the cheapest drunk ever or it has something to do with the fact that I've been living on Slim Fast for the last week for lack of a fridge and microwave

That can't be healthy. And, eww... if there's no fridge... does that mean the Slim Fast is warm?

I was in my junior year of high school; went camping with my buddies, and got kinda plastered. I've since (over the last few weeks) quit drinking. here's hoping I can hold out!

trentm32 wrote:I was in my junior year of high school; went camping with my buddies, and got kinda plastered. I've since (over the last few weeks) quit drinking. here's hoping I can hold out!

WHAT!?!?!!?

That's core curriculum!! hello? Drinking games 1303?

oh man, someone is so not getting a masters

All because he quit drinking?

*ponders*

Bandalero wrote:

trentm32 wrote:I was in my junior year of high school; went camping with my buddies, and got kinda plastered. I've since (over the last few weeks) quit drinking. here's hoping I can hold out!

WHAT!?!?!!?

That's core curriculum!! hello? Drinking games 1303?

oh man, someone is so not getting a masters

My dear Professor Reno; you must have missed the two recent night classes that were offered: "Having a Working Liver 121", and "Not Ruling From The Porcelain Throne 102". They're well worth checking out, not too shabby.

And, as far as Drinking Games goes, I've scored a second minor in that one. Well-versed, my friend.

I've only played flip cup and beer pong...I'm actually not too bad at beer pong although I suck at flip cup, and it gets you drunk so much faster.

Dr. J wrote:

Idealist wrote:

Dr. J wrote:My first time was at a friends Birthday party. I believe the beverage of the night was Vodka. I believe I was drinking it straight. Needless to say I woke up in a intersting place

ahhh the memories

My friends tell me they feel like they have to walk around with me on a leash when I'm drunk because I act like a complete spaz...and...other things.

*Is leaving in half an hour to go to boyfriend's house equipped with specially engineered (by him) keg fridge *

:O

"other things" eh?

If anyone is wondering, I woke up in a barn

I was wondering actually.

Don't you need to know the age of people who haven't yet had their first drink?

20

Never.

I'm with Cass. I'm 24 and I have yet to drink.

thanks for the help guys, i am all finished my poll

xjsb125 wrote:I'm with Cass. I'm 24 and I have yet to drink.

:O not ever at all?

I probably first had alcohol when I was about 5! Only a sip or two, but alcohol none the less. My little nephew's been having watered down red wine since he was about 6!

trentm32 wrote:

Bandalero wrote:

trentm32 wrote:I was in my junior year of high school; went camping with my buddies, and got kinda plastered. I've since (over the last few weeks) quit drinking. here's hoping I can hold out!

WHAT!?!?!!?

That's core curriculum!! hello? Drinking games 1303?

oh man, someone is so not getting a masters

My dear Professor Reno; you must have missed the two recent night classes that were offered: "Having a Working Liver 121", and "Not Ruling From The Porcelain Throne 102". They're well worth checking out, not too shabby.

And, as far as Drinking Games goes, I've scored a second minor in that one. Well-versed, my friend.

those are not classes, those are those damn hippies on campus protesting the fact that i have drinking games 1303 as core curriculum. besides, that is the only beer drinking class that's manditory, it's not like your gonna burn out your liver in one semester.

Bandalero wrote:

trentm32 wrote:

Bandalero wrote:

trentm32 wrote:I was in my junior year of high school; went camping with my buddies, and got kinda plastered. I've since (over the last few weeks) quit drinking. here's hoping I can hold out!

WHAT!?!?!!?

That's core curriculum!! hello? Drinking games 1303?

oh man, someone is so not getting a masters

My dear Professor Reno; you must have missed the two recent night classes that were offered: "Having a Working Liver 121", and "Not Ruling From The Porcelain Throne 102". They're well worth checking out, not too shabby.

And, as far as Drinking Games goes, I've scored a second minor in that one. Well-versed, my friend.

those are not classes, those are those damn hippies on campus protesting the fact that i have drinking games 1303 as core curriculum. besides, that is the only beer drinking class that's manditory, it's not like your gonna burn out your liver in one semester.

good point, good point.