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no.

my school went into lockdown today, my friend fred had food poisoning

i have no school. i am self-educated. i gave myself the day off.

"self educated" means he flunked the fuck out.

failure.

Classic. I honestly don't think I could have come up with a better response than that one.

the irony here is that while i am still a full-time student at the extremely prestigous university of alberta, my wayward brother here actually <i>did</i> flunk out and now goes to, *snicker* community college, where he takes classes such as "remedial shoe tying 101", "don't touch that, it's hot 210" and "the gum under the desks is not free candy 100"

you two are funny

yeah the kid suposedly had food poisoning but everyone that knows him knows that it was alcohal poisnoning and an overdose at the same time