post your current AIM conversation:

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 12/24/2003, 7:51 pm

OuiOui Biscuit: YOUR BRO IS THE DUMBEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER

99th Dream: Bahahaha!

99th Dream: How so?

OuiOui Biscuit: He failed the young drivers test.

99th Dream: Loser.

OuiOui Biscuit: it was the fucking easiest thing I have EVER written

99th Dream: Was it just like, road signs and shit?

OuiOui Biscuit: Not really.. More like...
A car beside you looks like it is about to turn into your lane right in front of you. what do you do?
a) nothing
b) shoot everyone with a gun
c) honk your horn and slow down
d) play with yourself

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 12/24/2003, 8:56 pm

d) play with yourself

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/24/2003, 10:28 pm

I atea a doggiy bisciiut

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 12/25/2003, 9:42 pm

good for you :roll:

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 12/25/2003, 10:47 pm

This is a fine example of irony in our everyday lives. Josh rolls his eyes at Johnathan for saying he ate a dog biscuit. Not only does Josh hardly ever stay on topic, he's the one that found humor in the answer "play with yourself." I hope someone else noticed that.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/26/2003, 12:18 am

sorry

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 12/26/2003, 12:36 am

No man, I was making fun of Josh, not you. :lol:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/26/2003, 2:13 pm

Oh

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 12/31/2003, 8:14 pm

PunkaliciousChik: I fucking hate it when my parents smoke weed and try not to make it so I notice
PunkaliciousChik: im not stupid
BleedToPleaseYou: same here!
BleedToPleaseYou: i thought i was the only one with druggie parents
PunkaliciousChik: Like I smell weed so bad right now..and i walk past their room and I smell it...A LOT and then I can just look at them and tell they are high..and they act like I don't even notice
PunkaliciousChik: I hate that! they need to just admit it
BleedToPleaseYou: yeah, well, i'd rather them not do it
BleedToPleaseYou: i'd like them to not play with the nose candy either, but yeah, i don't get that either
PunkaliciousChik: and they think I won't notice if I walk in there and see a nice peice of glass with weird white powder on it.
PunkaliciousChik: I'm not THAT stupid
PunkaliciousChik: given I'm somewhat dumb, but not that dumb
PunkaliciousChik: and if I mention it..they get all pissy and say they'd never do it
BleedToPleaseYou: they do lines too?
BleedToPleaseYou: are you my sister?
PunkaliciousChik: they do lines all the time
PunkaliciousChik: and probably lol
BleedToPleaseYou: yes, my sister's hot!
PunkaliciousChik: yes my brothers hot!
PunkaliciousChik: shhhh our parents dont have to know
BleedToPleaseYou: lmao
BleedToPleaseYou: i've always wanted a sister to sleep with
PunkaliciousChik: I always wanted a brother to touch me in naughty places, tehe
PunkaliciousChik: lol
BleedToPleaseYou: well then, we're set!

the android · Post by **the android** » 12/31/2003, 9:26 pm

Iltsyo1ndulatps: what up
Iltsyo1ndulatps: cm is
so so deformed: hahaha
so so deformed: you must be creaming yourself with excitement.
Iltsyo1ndulatps: uhm no
so so deformed: hahaha

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 1/1/2004, 12:44 pm

Alan... that conversation was more disturbing than anything else.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 1/1/2004, 12:49 pm

Oh you know you like it Val. Anyways, needless to say, I have a date with this girl, and hopefully, she isn't my sister. :lol:

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 1/1/2004, 1:16 pm

That would be your luck man...

This conversation made me think "What the FUCK?!"

scrchk8484: heya
sweetnpetite1022: shake it like a polaroid picture!
sweetnpetite1022: heeheehee
scrchk8484: ?
scrchk8484: lol
sweetnpetite1022: you dont get it?
sweetnpetite1022: daaaaaaamn.
scrchk8484: i get it
sweetnpetite1022: haha.
scrchk8484: but i fail to see the point
scrchk8484: lol
sweetnpetite1022: because its so lame that its funny!
scrchk8484: or the relevance
scrchk8484: o, ok
scrchk8484: well then that makes it ok

Not a really funny conversation just a.... were you living under a rock for the past two months kind of thing.

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 1/1/2004, 9:03 pm

I have proof of how men cannot deal with "women's issues"

This is a three way convo that Me (You'd be str), Dom (.:waiting t) and Russell (I'm lost wit) had this after noon. Sorry about the names, msn chat logs cut them off.

[05:17:11 PM] You'd be str: hehehe
[05:17:18 PM] You'd be str: dom has some evil plans for u russell

[05:17:40 PM] I'm lost wit: evil plans eh?
[05:17:45 PM] You'd be str: yup

[05:17:46 PM] I'm lost wit: what kind of evil plans?
[05:17:50 PM] You'd be str: so, dom where were we?
[05:17:55 PM] I'm lost wit: we?
[05:17:58 PM] I'm lost wit: ur in on it?
[05:18:02 PM] You'd be str: we as in me and dom
[05:18:03 PM] You'd be str: yes

[05:18:04 PM] You'd be str: hehe
[05:18:04 PM] .:.waiting t: yes she is.
[05:18:09 PM] I'm lost wit: the 2 of u togeher/
[05:18:13 PM] You'd be str: hehe, dont be scared baby
[05:18:14 PM] You'd be str: lol
[05:18:20 PM] .:.waiting t: maybe you're not getting enough iron or
something
[05:18:31 PM] I'm lost wit: i have plenty of iron
[05:18:34 PM] You'd be str: hmmm, that could be it actually
[05:18:38 PM] You'd be str: i dont get a lot lol
[05:18:40 PM] I'm lost wit: what are we talking about?
[05:18:44 PM] You'd be str: periods

[05:18:48 PM] I'm lost wit: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[05:18:55 PM] I'm lost wit: make it stop
[05:18:55 PM] You'd be str: were discussing why i havent had mine
since nov.
[05:18:56 PM] You'd be str: haha
[05:19:00 PM] I'm lost wit: +o( (<---should be a sick emoticon)
[05:19:01 PM] .:.waiting t: haha
[05:19:03 PM] You'd be str: sorry baby but i couldnt help it!
[05:19:07 PM] You'd be str: haha, dont be sick
[05:19:12 PM] You'd be str: its a natural process
[05:19:18 PM] I'm lost wit: i can think of a few things:P{
[05:19:27 PM] You'd be str: ??
[05:19:28 PM] .:.waiting t: damn cramps *shakes fist*
[05:19:28 PM] You'd be str: :S
[05:19:31 PM] You'd be str: hahaha
[05:19:37 PM] You'd be str: *doesnt get cramps*
[05:19:48 PM] You'd be str: *could have an iron loss tho*
[05:19:56 PM] You'd be str: *should see a doc*
[05:19:57 PM] You'd be str: lol
[05:19:58 PM] .:.waiting t: heh, i was just guessing.
[05:20:02 PM] I'm lost wit: don't make me bring another guy in here 2
discuss man issues
[05:20:03 PM] .:.waiting t: you should.
[05:20:07 PM] You'd be str: LOL
[05:20:11 PM] .:.waiting t: go ahead!
[05:20:13 PM] .:.waiting t: haha
[05:20:17 PM] You'd be str: lol
[05:20:23 PM] You'd be str: what kinda man issues would those be?
[05:20:24 PM] .:.waiting t: we'll overpower you
[05:20:27 PM] You'd be str: hahaha
[05:20:31 PM] You'd be str: she makes a good point
[05:20:36 PM] You'd be str: women over power all
[05:20:40 PM] You'd be str: :evil:

[05:20:50 PM] .:.waiting t: their "man issues"...losing the remote
control..
[05:20:50 PM] .:.waiting t:

[05:20:54 PM] You'd be str: hahahahahahaha
[05:21:23 PM] I'm lost wit: o god there are no guys on
[05:21:26 PM] You'd be str: hahahahaha
[05:21:27 PM] I'm lost wit: :|
[05:21:35 PM] You'd be str: ur stuck!
[05:21:36 PM] You'd be str:

[05:21:42 PM] I'm lost wit: and i got issues and actually i havn't
lost the remote
[05:21:53 PM] You'd be str: ur sister took it from u before
[05:21:57 PM] You'd be str: and scratched u
[05:22:00 PM] I'm lost wit: don't make me talk about other stuff,
emily knows what i mean
[05:22:03 PM] You'd be str: :O
[05:22:13 PM] .:.waiting t: what other stuff? :\
[05:22:15 PM] I'm lost wit: and ya but u hit her with the remote after
and it was a pinch
[05:22:27 PM] You'd be str: lol. sibling abuse

And it basically goes on from there. :lol:

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 1/1/2004, 9:13 pm

i fail to see how i handled it wrong...? i thought i did it pretty well, what would you like me to say? i'm a guy i don't know what goes on down there i don't own the parts i'm only here for support

i am very concerned at the fact you havn't had one yet, maybe you should see a doctor if you don't get it soon though thats not so good really, makes me worried about you

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 1/1/2004, 9:52 pm

i would wory a lot

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 1/2/2004, 1:51 am

Hmm...

WebMD wrote:Besides being pregnant, the No. 1 reason for missing your period without pregnancy is not ovulating (anovulation).

But that's not really much help. :lol:

If I were you, I'd go see your gynecologist ASAP. Hopefully it's nothing serious, but it's still very strange... unless you're pregnant.

the android · Post by **the android** » 1/3/2004, 5:40 pm

BoyCrazy 12698: and at Ashley's house
BoyCrazy 12698: everyone is like
BoyCrazy 12698: skipping around
BoyCrazy 12698: with daisies
so so deformed: HAHAHA
BoyCrazy 12698: bright colors
so so deformed: maybe her SISTER
BoyCrazy 12698: exchanging gifts
so so deformed: but her dad's like ">:|"
so so deformed: all the time
so so deformed: and her mom is just like ":|"
BoyCrazy 12698: shit soooon.
BoyCrazy 12698: and she's like
so so deformed: and her sister is just like "HOLY SHIT I'M SO ANNOYING."
BoyCrazy 12698: :O!!!!
so so deformed: YEUP
so so deformed: and she just...runs around being obnoxious
so so deformed: reveling in her childhood.
so so deformed: pissing everyone off.
BoyCrazy 12698: heh
so so deformed: because nobody cares anymore
so so deformed: then some big black dude punches her in the face.
so so deformed: right Ashley? right.
BoyCrazy 12698: and he's like
BoyCrazy 12698: "shi'it son"
so so deformed: YUP.
BoyCrazy 12698: "we be chillin up the ill hizzy, shi'it"
BoyCrazy 12698: and everyone's like
BoyCrazy 12698: WHAT
BoyCrazy 12698: does THAT
BoyCrazy 12698: have to do with ANYTHING?
so so deformed: then Ashley's dog runs out
so so deformed: and says "Arf."
BoyCrazy 12698: bites him in the balls
so so deformed: which translates to "EVERYTHING."
so so deformed: and then everyone just dies.
BoyCrazy 12698: hahahahah wtf
BoyCrazy 12698: hahha
so so deformed: or tie-dyes their shirts
so so deformed: I'm goin with the tie-dye on this one
BoyCrazy 12698: Yes.
so so deformed: it's more depressing.

DISCLAIMER (because you KNOW someone will get offended): We're not racist, we just <3 ebonics.[/i]

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 1/3/2004, 10:11 pm

andrew is so funny, that was a great almost car crash friday, it would have sucked so much had he crashed cause he would go to jail for driving people around when he shouldn't be.

the android · Post by **the android** » 1/4/2004, 11:58 am

Yeah I know, haha. And you KNOW that there must've been, like, 8 people watching us and either LAUGHING or being like "OMG O___O!"

We should hang out again; it just sucks that it takes so dang long to get to your house from my house.