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OLPMazurite wrote:For rob's b-day, I stripped for cash.

Geez, you could have at least done it for free...

i hate jewellery .. every guy gets jewellery cuz they think that makes girls so happy .. i don't think it shows much thought to go into a jewellery store and let the sales lady talk you into some piece of jewellery .. that's just me though .. my friend at work was like, "yeah i'm probably just getting my wife jewellery for christmas because i don't know what else to get." Put some thought into it!

i prefer something easy and homemade .. more symbolic and more meaning

I hate getting jewelry and other than the wedding/engagement rings I don't wear it. However, I love getting hats, scarves, and gloves and stuff. But I guess those are only for where it's really cold. LOL! I think I have a weird taste in gifts.

Also, I like getting stuff that my husband says reminds him of me. Like one year, he got me the Serendipity DVD because the movie reminded him of me. And he wrote a very long letter saying why. It was cute.

I just like getting things that that person knows I want. It actually means they were thinking about you, ya know? My friend is taking me to dinner and a movie for Christmas and I like that kind of stuff. What better present than to just do stuff together? I'm such a freaking pack rat, if you give me something, it will be sentimental. No worries.

starseed_10 wrote:

OLPMazurite wrote:For rob's b-day, I stripped for cash.

I did not say that!!!

OLPMazurite wrote:

starseed_10 wrote:

OLPMazurite wrote:For rob's b-day, I stripped for cash.

I did say that!!!

Yeah, we know bethany.

damnit, you discovered my secret identity

i am a stripper ....it's my side job

hey a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do

how do you think i afford all those plane tickets to see rob?

I touched her boobies when she stripped for me. They were soft, yet firm, like the perfect pillow you like to nestle your face into before you go to bed.

i made some goooood money that night

i swear to god i saw alex post something in here and now it's gone

freaky....

what? no i didn't

OLPMazurite wrote:damnit, you discovered my secret identity

i am a stripper ....it's my side job

hey a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do

how do you think i afford all those plane tickets to see rob?

i think the pink stars in the avatar gave it away

its kinda hard, she is a very artistic person, i know what she really wants is to be with me, but i want to give her something that will matter to her.

i have been thinking about jewlry, but that almost seems like a cop-out to me. there has to be something better.

jewellery is a cop out when you have no idea what else to get

OLPMazurite wrote:hehe rob knows that i am NOT a fan of jewelry. why spend 50 dollars or more on some piece of metal that you put on your wrist or neck? hehe

Exactly how I feel! Plus I don't like wearing expensive things... although I never ever lose anything (it's seriously freaky how few things I've lost in my lifetime), I'm still paranoid I'll lose whatever it is if it's expensive.

Personally, I don't mind being asked what I want. That way, at least I get something I know I'll like. Plus, I know how bad shopping for people sucks, so why put other people through that. Actually, I really like it if people take me shopping and tell me a certain amount to spend. That way you get exaclty what you want, plus you get to spend the day with that person.

My fiance and I don't surprise each other (perhaps maybe one gift turns out to be a surprise) but we generally just ask each other what we want.

I hate getting things that I did not want....whatsoever. *blah blah* I know the thought counts, but STILL. You all don't know my mom and the type of shit she sends me for NO reason. haha!

I like diamonds
i want this engagement ring:

it only cost: $15, 614.00

Rufus Wainwright wrote:I touched her boobies when she stripped for me. They were soft, yet firm, like the perfect pillow you like to nestle your face into before you go to bed.

For some reason, that is just an Alan thing to say. Hahaha.