Posted: 11/30/2003, 8:27 pm
ok 
I am serious. There were like 2 cans of beets in it. And you couldn't taste it.
Oh the things I eat...
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Posted: 11/30/2003, 9:53 pm
I had a chocolate cake once that was made out of beets.
I am serious. There were like 2 cans of beets in it. And you couldn't taste it.
Oh the things I eat...
I am serious. There were like 2 cans of beets in it. And you couldn't taste it.
Oh the things I eat...
Posted: 11/30/2003, 10:51 pm
oh yeah! well you're mom looks like a duck!Posted: 12/1/2003, 12:00 am
Oh, this thread is evil... evil I say.... just the first page has made me incredibly hungry.
Oh, and, here's an idea... if you've made the recipe, take a picture of your food, and post it. 
Oh, and, here's an idea... if you've made the recipe, take a picture of your food, and post it.
Posted: 12/1/2003, 11:09 pm
Oops 
I like just, JUST finished the last bite of the leftovers...
I like just, JUST finished the last bite of the leftovers...Posted: 12/2/2003, 1:28 am
Oh well! Next time! 
Posted: 4/13/2004, 7:07 pm
Mac & Cheese:
Milk
Butter
Kraft Mac & Cheese
FIN
Milk
Butter
Kraft Mac & Cheese
FIN
Posted: 4/13/2004, 7:09 pm
dream in Japanese wrote:this is the recipe for what i just made myself to eat:
peanut butter and jam sandwich
2 slices of whole wheat bread
1 Blueberry jam
1 Peanut Butter
1 Toaster
1-3 Babies
Five easy steps:
1. Toast 2 peaces of whole wheat bread
2. Spread peanut butter on one slice of the bread
3. Spread blueberry jam on the other slice
4. Scoop out babies' brains and spread over peanut butter.
5. Put slices together
6. Cut sandwich in 4 pieces
Voila!
and yes the extent of my cooking skills astonishes me too
Posted: 4/13/2004, 7:11 pm
wow, Maria has as much cooking talent as a hot day.....
Posted: 4/13/2004, 7:16 pm
Chicken Soo Guy w/ Pineapple Sauce and a side of Consomme Soup:
1 telephone
1 phone book
1 old chinese lady
1 car and/or delivery guy
1. Open phone book
2. Spend 3-5 minutes searching for number, occasionally turning pages
3. Take receiver of telephone and dial number of phone book. Let ring 2-3 times
4. Spend 5-7 minutes trying to decipher broken english
5. Repeat order 6 times, occasionally pausing to make sure it's correct
6. Allow old chinese lady to repeat the order
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6 as many times as necessary
8. Allow 15-20 min for order to be delivered
OR
8. Drive over there yourself, lazy ass
And that, my friends, is a gourmet Chinese dinner.
1 telephone
1 phone book
1 old chinese lady
1 car and/or delivery guy
1. Open phone book
2. Spend 3-5 minutes searching for number, occasionally turning pages
3. Take receiver of telephone and dial number of phone book. Let ring 2-3 times
4. Spend 5-7 minutes trying to decipher broken english
5. Repeat order 6 times, occasionally pausing to make sure it's correct
6. Allow old chinese lady to repeat the order
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6 as many times as necessary
8. Allow 15-20 min for order to be delivered
OR
8. Drive over there yourself, lazy ass
And that, my friends, is a gourmet Chinese dinner.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 7:17 pm
joe_canadian wrote:dream in Japanese wrote:this is the recipe for what i just made myself to eat:
peanut butter and jam sandwich
2 slices of whole wheat bread
1 Blueberry jam
1 Peanut Butter
1 Toaster
1-3 Babies
Five easy steps:
1. Toast 2 peaces of whole wheat bread
2. Spread peanut butter on one slice of the bread
3. Spread blueberry jam on the other slice
4. Scoop out babies' brains and spread over peanut butter.
5. Put slices together
6. Cut sandwich in 4 pieces
Voila!
and yes the extent of my cooking skills astonishes me too
go get you're own peanut butter, jam and baby brains sandwich
Posted: 4/13/2004, 7:19 pm
dream in Japanese wrote:joe_canadian wrote:dream in Japanese wrote:this is the recipe for what i just made myself to eat:
peanut butter and jam sandwich
2 slices of whole wheat bread
1 Blueberry jam
1 Peanut Butter
1 Toaster
1-3 Babies
Five easy steps:
1. Toast 2 peaces of whole wheat bread
2. Spread peanut butter on one slice of the bread
3. Spread blueberry jam on the other slice
4. Scoop out babies' brains and spread over peanut butter.
5. Put slices together
6. Cut sandwich in 4 pieces
Voila!
and yes the extent of my cooking skills astonishes me too
While you're at it, buy a copy of my book:
Maria: Yes, I am a baby eater.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 7:23 pm
this one's to bizarre for me to touch
Posted: 4/13/2004, 7:23 pm
I win! 
Posted: 4/13/2004, 7:27 pm
you: 1
me: 5 ( sorry, the last one was just so great i automatically get 4 bonus points)