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Bandalero wrote:

OLPMazurite wrote:heheh

that is an added plus.

told you....start stuffin guys.

Time to pull out the woollen socks.

Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:What do you look for in a guy?(or woman in some cases )

Okay, the qualities I look for:
- Understanding and patience to put up with my shit
- Good listener, someone who's willing to just sit and hold you and let you vent about your shitty day or whatever is bothering you
- Sense of humor to make me giggle
- Compassion
- Honest, loyal and someone I can trust with my heart
- I won't date a smoker no matter how awesome you might be
- Someone who isn't afraid to take a risk now and then and just live their life doing wacky spur of the moment things
- Unique personality, kinda kooky I guess
- You gotta have passion in something (art, the environment, kids, animals) whatever, but I can't stand people who just don't give a fuck about anything that goes on in the world


Looks Wise (I don't necessarily "look" for these things but it's what attracts me the most:
- Have to be taller than I am but not too tall
- Piercings (especially lip rings on guys, hell .. lip rings on girls!)
- Tattoos (I think any form of body art is beautiful)
- Funky hair (dreads, spikes, mohawk etc.)
- Facial hair can be a good thing as long as it's tame

If you fit that description, please call me

This thread is turning into a dating service

*runs to the phone to call Joey*

How YOU doin'?

I'm feeling fine baby

Joey wrote:Okay, the qualities I look for:
- Understanding and patience to put up with my shit
- Good listener, someone who's willing to just sit and hold you and let you vent about your shitty day or whatever is bothering you
- Sense of humor to make me giggle
- Compassion
- Honest, loyal and someone I can trust with my heart
- I won't date a smoker no matter how awesome you might be
- Someone who isn't afraid to take a risk now and then and just live their life doing wacky spur of the moment things
- Unique personality, kinda kooky I guess
- You gotta have passion in something (art, the environment, kids, animals) whatever, but I can't stand people who just don't give a fuck about anything that goes on in the world

Thats exactly what I look for...and exactly what I found.

awww, I'm jealous

Yeah, I like guys who are passionate about things. I also like the tall, dark, and handsome type. But sometimes other guys pop into the pic who don't fit that prescription...so yeah. I like a guy who is kind of offbeat and unique. Has to be funny and sarcastic.

Awww, dont be jealous, Joey. You have Johnathan now.

I like the mysterious, artsy type. The kind of guy thats kinda shy, but actually has alot to say once you get to know them. And quiet is almost better. If you never shut up...

You don't nessicarily have to be brilliant, but you have to have an opinion, and think for yourself.

And looks...if there's something about them that attracts me to them, I will usually think they're hot. Not to say I don't drool over the sexay ones, but that doesnt rule out the other ones.

Aw sounds like mine

Why dont any of the good ones live near me?

Joey wrote:Looks Wise (I don't necessarily "look" for these things but it's what attracts me the most:
- Have to be taller than I am but not too tall
- Piercings (especially lip rings on guys, hell .. lip rings on girls!)
- Tattoos (I think any form of body art is beautiful)
- Funky hair (dreads, spikes, mohawk etc.)
- Facial hair can be a good thing as long as it's tame

the perfect man.

I think I'd look much sexier if I looked like Rob Thomas or Matt LeBlanc

And Johnathan, I feel the need to commend you strongly on your use of the correct "all right" in place of the fictional word, "alright"

You wanna know what I want?
I want a slave that I can tie to my bed and keep there for my own personal demonic reasons. Someone I can torture sexually and will essentially be my puppet.
Fuck relationships, I need a man-whore.

HEY, JOSH! SHE WANTS YOU!





Yes! I can't believe someone else led me to a manwhore joke!