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Does Nam have a fetish for drill bits?

I am trying to get someone to dress as a massive condom.
All it would take is a lot of seran wrap! And then they could spead love by handing out free condoms to everyone.

....
i am a little sick.


Someone at my school (advertising for a halloween thing) was dressed in wrapping paper from head to toe (he had a hard time walking) and then on the back he taped a sign on that said
"God's gift to Women"
it was funny.

I know somebody thats gonna dress up like a mermaid.


She's gonna have a "Lil' Kim" thing going with the seashell bra.....oooh weee!

Now I gotta come up with an outfit. Ideas?

dont go as a drill bit
nam may find you

unless she wants him to hump her.....

good point

What about going as "the employee from.." and just wear an old work uniform? That'd be lame

One of my friends could do that. She has a bunch of shirts from a second hand store for various stores such as Blockbuster, Chapters and Price Chopper.

I wanted to do that..

Put on one shirt, and just wear all the name tags i got from various stores/rest. I've worked at. it was funny.

I also when as the Murdered paperboy. I just wore normal (old clothes) with a paper carrier bag over my shoulder (great for candy, btw). Then went to hardy har har and bought those retracting plastic knives.. and stuf like 9 in me.. then coverd myself with fake blood. classic

You could go as a "Dead [insert past job here]" and just add some blood. It would work well.

devil. definitely going as a devil is the worst thing you can do

Random Name wrote:I am trying to get someone to dress as a massive condom.
All it would take is a lot of seran wrap! And then they could spead love by handing out free condoms to everyone.

....
i am a little sick.


Someone at my school (advertising for a halloween thing) was dressed in wrapping paper from head to toe (he had a hard time walking) and then on the back he taped a sign on that said
"God's gift to Women"
it was funny.

those are both awesome ideas... maybe i'll steal one

Aww, I was a devil last year.

... I think... or was I a cat? Regardless, I use the most stereotypical costumes ever, cos it's what we have!!

hehe, i was trinity from the matrix and had this cool $70 pleather jacket that i bought at Hot Topic.com it was the coolest. I didn't look like her, but I had some agents chasing after me... seriously....

Heh... this doesn't really count, but one valentine's day my friend was walking around in red and white duct-tape covered clothes with a huge paper heart on him that said "I Have A Giant Heart On"

I am going out as the lead singer of A Flock Of Seagulls, or would be if I didn't have to work the worst shift ever.

Hairspray!

would it be offensive if i went as a gay guy??

i have the coolest small hot pink girls Thursday shirt, and it would give me a good excuse to wear it.
or maybe i'll go as a girl.

Thurdsay
Can I ask why exactly you got this shirt in the first place?