Worst Possible Halloween Costumes

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/23/2003, 1:57 pm

Does Nam have a fetish for drill bits?

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/23/2003, 2:09 pm

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/23/2003, 2:11 pm

I am trying to get someone to dress as a massive condom.
All it would take is a lot of seran wrap! And then they could spead love by handing out free condoms to everyone.

....
i am a little sick. :freak:

Someone at my school (advertising for a halloween thing) was dressed in wrapping paper from head to toe (he had a hard time walking) and then on the back he taped a sign on that said
"God's gift to Women"
:lol:

it was funny.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 10/23/2003, 2:13 pm

I know somebody thats gonna dress up like a mermaid.

She's gonna have a "Lil' Kim" thing going with the seashell bra.....oooh weee! :lol:

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 10/23/2003, 5:05 pm

Now I gotta come up with an outfit. Ideas?

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/23/2003, 5:28 pm

dont go as a drill bit
nam may find you :neutral:

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/23/2003, 5:40 pm

unless she wants him to hump her.....

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/23/2003, 5:43 pm

good point :lol:

Fras · Post by **Fras** » 10/23/2003, 6:00 pm

What about going as "the employee from.." and just wear an old work uniform? That'd be lame

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 10/23/2003, 8:17 pm

One of my friends could do that. She has a bunch of shirts from a second hand store for various stores such as Blockbuster, Chapters and Price Chopper. :lol:

Fras · Post by **Fras** » 10/23/2003, 8:22 pm

I wanted to do that..

Put on one shirt, and just wear all the name tags i got from various stores/rest. I've worked at. it was funny.

I also when as the Murdered paperboy. I just wore normal (old clothes) with a paper carrier bag over my shoulder (great for candy, btw). Then went to hardy har har and bought those retracting plastic knives.. and stuf like 9 in me.. then coverd myself with fake blood. :nod:

classic

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 10/23/2003, 8:25 pm

You could go as a "Dead [insert past job here]" and just add some blood. It would work well.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 10/23/2003, 8:39 pm

devil. definitely going as a devil is the worst thing you can do

Random Name wrote:I am trying to get someone to dress as a massive condom.
All it would take is a lot of seran wrap! And then they could spead love by handing out free condoms to everyone.

....
i am a little sick.

Someone at my school (advertising for a halloween thing) was dressed in wrapping paper from head to toe (he had a hard time walking) and then on the back he taped a sign on that said
"God's gift to Women"
it was funny.

those are both awesome ideas... maybe i'll steal one

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/24/2003, 1:01 am

Aww, I was a devil last year.

... I think... or was I a cat? :freak:

Regardless, I use the most stereotypical costumes ever, cos it's what we have!! :lol:

Joanne · Post by **Joanne** » 10/25/2003, 7:23 am

hehe, i was trinity from the matrix and had this cool $70 pleather jacket that i bought at Hot Topic.com it was the coolest. I didn't look like her, but I had some agents chasing after me... seriously....

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2003, 1:25 pm

Heh... this doesn't really count, but one valentine's day my friend was walking around in red and white duct-tape covered clothes with a huge paper heart on him that said "I Have A Giant Heart On" :lol:

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 10/25/2003, 1:27 pm

I am going out as the lead singer of A Flock Of Seagulls, or would be if I didn't have to work the worst shift ever.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2003, 1:28 pm

Hairspray!

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 10/25/2003, 1:33 pm

would it be offensive if i went as a gay guy??

i have the coolest small hot pink girls Thursday shirt, and it would give me a good excuse to wear it.
or maybe i'll go as a girl.

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 10/25/2003, 1:37 pm

Thurdsay

Can I ask why exactly you got this shirt in the first place?