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I think it's just LJ trying to be clever.

mmmm refried beans



i miss my moms cooking now

edit:
my folks are strict vegetarians and do not cook meat in the house.. she makes tacos w/ taco bell canned refried beans... and her own home made salsa

bah, i have a bunch of questions.

okay, if you put in a background, how can you make the background of your entries more transparent without making the writing too?

and how can you change the colour of your links?

wait, come to think of it, i want to change mine alot like cass'... hmmm...what style do you have?

is yours s2 or s1?

ooh! and add my new lj, cuz i'm not using the older one anymore

http://www.livejournal.com/~theflyingace

im gonna add you at your new one


and i have no idea what the s1 and s2 means

system 1 and 2?

once again...

When you're customizing your journal, your first choice to make is whether you want the Old System (S1) or the New System (S2).

wait, come to think of it, i want to change mine alot like cass'... hmmm...what style do you have?

Awww, yay! Just for that I will just tell you what's in mine and you can change it appropriately. I use generator, and S1.

FRIENDS_TALK_LINKS<=
<tr>
<td align="right" colspan="2" width="100%" bgcolor="%%color:weak_back%%" class="comments">
%%readlink%%<a href="%%urlpost%%">Lay your pencil to the porous paper</a>
</td>
</tr>
<=FRIENDS_TALK_LINKS

FRIENDS_TALK_READLINK=><a href="%%urlread%%"><b>%%messagecount%% Laid pencil to porous paper%%mc-plural%%</b></a>|

LASTN_TALK_READLINK=><a href="%%urlread%%">%%messagecount%%Laid pencil to porous paper%%mc-plural%%</a>|

GLOBAL_HEAD<=
<title>Alice in Wonderland</title>
<style type="text/css">
<!--
table, tr, td, .shadowed {
background: transparent;
}
<!--
body
table {
border: 5px solid #999999;
width: 56%;
margin-left: 22%;
margin-right: 22%; }
table table {
width: 100%;
margin:0;
border: 0;}
table table table {
width: 0; }
body {
background-color: black !important
background-image: url(http://photo.anort.com/photos/namelessb ... /64598.jpg)!important;
background-attachment: fixed !important;
}
A:link {
color: #FFFFFF;
text-decoration:none}
A:visited {
color: #FFFFFF;}
A:active {
color: #999999;}
a:hover {
color: #999999;
text-decoration: none;
height: 0;}
body, tr, td {
font-size: 8pt;
font-family: Georgia;
text-align: justify;
color: #CC0000;
}

-->
</style>
<meta http-equiv="Page-Enter" content="revealTrans(Duration=1,Transition=23)">
<meta http-equiv="Page-Exit" content="revealTrans(Duration=1,Transition=23)">
<=GLOBAL_HEAD

LASTN_TALK_LINKS<=
<tr>
<td align="right" colspan="2" width="100%" bgcolor="%%color:weak_back%%" class="comments">
%%readlink%%<a href="%%urlread%%">Lay your pencil to the porous paper</a>
</td>
</tr>
<=LASTN_TALK_LINKS

Hope that helps

Holycrapthatssomuchstuff

uh...yeah.

goodluckwiththat

*dies* I don't even know what half of those codes are for..

Ok, right before the "}"'s, there is usually something like "background" or "table". See really, if you want yours just like me, all you gotta do it change the background (which you've done), the colors of the links and the table (there are hex codoes on the lj site if you need help with that), and title of your journal (which is up near the top).

what about all the colours and fonts and stuff...

and does anyone know how to make the comments links like, one link for new comments and one for veiwing other comments, but in the same sentance? so there is no number involved...wait, i'll try to find one as an example.

Just replace what you want where mine says "lay your pencil to the porous paper" and "laid pencil to porous paper". The links are where it says...

A:link {
color: #FFFFFF;
text-decoration:none}
A:visited {
color: #FFFFFF;}
A:active {
color: #999999;}
a:hover {
color: #999999;
text-decoration: none;
height: 0;}
body, tr, td {
font-size: 8pt;
font-family: Georgia;
text-align: justify;
color: #CC0000;

This is so freaking complicated

it's not that bad if you know remotely what you're doing. i tried to go too much indepth at first, and tried to write the whole comments link override by myself with a few references and the variables list. it worked but it took me a day lol. i understood what i was doing from then on though

Yeah, I left it alone for a while, till I started getting jealous of other cool peoples'.

I have no Idea what I am doing....remotely or otherwise

lol need help?