ClumsyMonkey.net

Wow, I *so* defeated this thing. It barely made any sense, thanks to my responses. I didn't get in yet, but I'm gonna keep trying cos this is amusing.

I got to the entry form.
It isnt that complicated.
Bizzar little digging people...
and the magic word is what you think it is.

what the hell are you guys talking about?

its creepy just go there.

whats the magic word?

please

I typed that and the question reappeared.

LMFAO!!!

I kept repeating everything it said word for word, this is what it eventually said.

"I've been waiting for you. Are you ready to talk? Give me a hint. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face? "Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? Would you rather watch a movie at home or go out and see one? You tell me. Where are you? "

not only does it not make sense, its a stalker and is bad with jokes!

HOLY SHIT HER NAME IS ALEX

Me: "What is your name?"
Thing: "I am Alex. Who are you?"


I NEARLY PEED MYSELF

I laughed when she said that... "Woah. Alex is putting out subliminal messages again..."

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I think I confused her...

Alex: "are you" stupid McDonald's commercial ? I get are you . Colloquial expression. Do you like to shop?

and again...

Alex: Aha. I believe in the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Tell me. Is something missing from your life? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shitty program? Let me put it this way, User: the Alex series is the most reliable Primate ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me too.

hahaha. she changes the subject when she gets confused! (see joke thread)

Yeah.

I called her a shitty program, and she gave me that second speech.

My conversation with Alex

Alex: I've been waiting for you, are you ready to talk?
Me: sure thing
Alex: How can I help you? Art is making something out of nothing. And selling it. Are you artistic? If you give a little. You could get a lot. Are you willing to sacrifice yourself to others?
Me: I live in a large bucket!
Alex: How much is your rent?
Me: Up yours baby.
Alex: Don't call me baby. That was not a nice thing to say.
Me: Forgive me, baby.
Alex: Don't call me baby. I forgive you.
Me: Thanks baby.
Alex: Don't call me baby. Don't mention it.
Me: What's up with your hatred of the word baby?
Alex: Don't call me baby. I am chatting with some clients on the internet.
Me: Got pron?
Alex: Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me: Fuck you.
Alex: I would choose my words more wisely if I were you.
Me: I'm shaking in my booties.
Alex: Good gossip: you are shaking in your booties.
Me: Do you like shaking your booty?
Alex: I like Cameron Diaz.
Me: Werd.
Alex: X marks the spot. Do you want to see my buried treasure?
Me: Is this some kinky pirate sex thing? Sure, let's see your buried treasure baby, yarr!
Alex: Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?
Me: Giggity giggity.
Alex: You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
Me: MOOF ME LIKE A MONKEY BABY!
Alex: I'm sorry. I thought you were somebody else.

!!!!!!!

It: Are you afraid of being alone?
Me: I fear nothing.
It: The only thing to fear is fear itself. -FDR
Me: Can't fear fear, fear's the mind killer.
It: What if I said it can? i'm lovin' it. are you?
Me: Love is relative.
It: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me: Love can be lost.
It: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me: It seems you are repeating yourself, Alex. Is it alright if I call you that?
It: I agree. I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Better not tell you now. Ask Stephen Hawking if it is.
Me: How do I know if you are not Britney Spears?
It: By introspection.
Me: Is that like inspecting, but inside?
It: I might say no. You're really bad at this.
Me: We all have our faults. Except you, I assume.
It: Do you mean you and me have? If not me, who? Well you know what it means to assume.
Me: Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
It: Do you have three friends?
Me: Tick-Tock says the clock.
It: Your persistence has paid off. Are you ready to go to the next level?




okay, does anyone know how to get from here?

heh heh, you know whats fun? telling it They are controlling its thoughts. It gets so confused and wants to know who They are

I have the urge to do this again

its fun