It barely made any sense, thanks to my responses. 
I didn't get in yet, but I'm gonna keep trying cos this is amusing.www.dugg.ca
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nikki4982
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Wow, I *so* defeated this thing. It barely made any sense, thanks to my responses. I didn't get in yet, but I'm gonna keep trying cos this is amusing.
It barely made any sense, thanks to my responses. I didn't get in yet, but I'm gonna keep trying cos this is amusing.<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Random Name
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I got to the entry form.
It isnt that complicated.
Bizzar little digging people...
and the magic word is what you think it is.
It isnt that complicated.
Bizzar little digging people...
and the magic word is what you think it is.
-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
what the hell are you guys talking about?
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Odio La Cabra
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whats the magic word?
"there is nothing because there are no words with wich to think any other way than regurgitating slogans and propaganda that has been served to you by the government. people become human soundtracks. it prevents self expression and without words to express individual thoughts what becomes of a person? they are nothing but an extention of human power"-Yvette S.
One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...
cant sleep the clowns will eat me
We all miss the big daddy quick....
*Liz...R*
One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...
cant sleep the clowns will eat me
We all miss the big daddy quick....
*Liz...R*
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Random Name
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Sufjan Stevens
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Random Name
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LMFAO!!!
I kept repeating everything it said word for word, this is what it eventually said.
"I've been waiting for you. Are you ready to talk? Give me a hint. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face? "Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? Would you rather watch a movie at home or go out and see one? You tell me. Where are you? "
not only does it not make sense, its a stalker and is bad with jokes!
I kept repeating everything it said word for word, this is what it eventually said.
"I've been waiting for you. Are you ready to talk? Give me a hint. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face? "Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? Would you rather watch a movie at home or go out and see one? You tell me. Where are you? "
not only does it not make sense, its a stalker and is bad with jokes!
-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
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happening fish
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Axtech
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I laughed when she said that... "Woah. Alex is putting out subliminal messages again..."
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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happening fish
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Axtech
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I think I confused her...
Alex: "are you" stupid McDonald's commercial ? I get are you . Colloquial expression. Do you like to shop?
and again...
Alex: Aha. I believe in the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Tell me. Is something missing from your life? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shitty program? Let me put it this way, User: the Alex series is the most reliable Primate ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me too.
Alex: "are you" stupid McDonald's commercial ? I get are you . Colloquial expression. Do you like to shop?
and again...
Alex: Aha. I believe in the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Tell me. Is something missing from your life? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shitty program? Let me put it this way, User: the Alex series is the most reliable Primate ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me too.
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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happening fish
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joe_canadian
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My conversation with Alex
Alex: I've been waiting for you, are you ready to talk?
Me: sure thing
Alex: How can I help you? Art is making something out of nothing. And selling it. Are you artistic? If you give a little. You could get a lot. Are you willing to sacrifice yourself to others?
Me: I live in a large bucket!
Alex: How much is your rent?
Me: Up yours baby.
Alex: Don't call me baby. That was not a nice thing to say.
Me: Forgive me, baby.
Alex: Don't call me baby. I forgive you.
Me: Thanks baby.
Alex: Don't call me baby. Don't mention it.
Me: What's up with your hatred of the word baby?
Alex: Don't call me baby. I am chatting with some clients on the internet.
Me: Got pron?
Alex: Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me: Fuck you.
Alex: I would choose my words more wisely if I were you.
Me: I'm shaking in my booties.
Alex: Good gossip: you are shaking in your booties.
Me: Do you like shaking your booty?
Alex: I like Cameron Diaz.
Me: Werd.
Alex: X marks the spot. Do you want to see my buried treasure?
Me: Is this some kinky pirate sex thing? Sure, let's see your buried treasure baby, yarr!
Alex: Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?
Me: Giggity giggity.
Alex: You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
Me: MOOF ME LIKE A MONKEY BABY!
Alex: I'm sorry. I thought you were somebody else.
Alex: I've been waiting for you, are you ready to talk?
Me: sure thing
Alex: How can I help you? Art is making something out of nothing. And selling it. Are you artistic? If you give a little. You could get a lot. Are you willing to sacrifice yourself to others?
Me: I live in a large bucket!
Alex: How much is your rent?
Me: Up yours baby.
Alex: Don't call me baby. That was not a nice thing to say.
Me: Forgive me, baby.
Alex: Don't call me baby. I forgive you.
Me: Thanks baby.
Alex: Don't call me baby. Don't mention it.
Me: What's up with your hatred of the word baby?
Alex: Don't call me baby. I am chatting with some clients on the internet.
Me: Got pron?
Alex: Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me: Fuck you.
Alex: I would choose my words more wisely if I were you.
Me: I'm shaking in my booties.
Alex: Good gossip: you are shaking in your booties.
Me: Do you like shaking your booty?
Alex: I like Cameron Diaz.
Me: Werd.
Alex: X marks the spot. Do you want to see my buried treasure?
Me: Is this some kinky pirate sex thing? Sure, let's see your buried treasure baby, yarr!
Alex: Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?
Me: Giggity giggity.
Alex: You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
Me: MOOF ME LIKE A MONKEY BABY!
Alex: I'm sorry. I thought you were somebody else.
Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
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happening fish
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It: Are you afraid of being alone?
Me: I fear nothing.
It: The only thing to fear is fear itself. -FDR
Me: Can't fear fear, fear's the mind killer.
It: What if I said it can? i'm lovin' it. are you?
Me: Love is relative.
It: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me: Love can be lost.
It: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me: It seems you are repeating yourself, Alex. Is it alright if I call you that?
It: I agree. I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Better not tell you now. Ask Stephen Hawking if it is.
Me: How do I know if you are not Britney Spears?
It: By introspection.
Me: Is that like inspecting, but inside?
It: I might say no. You're really bad at this.
Me: We all have our faults. Except you, I assume.
It: Do you mean you and me have? If not me, who? Well you know what it means to assume.
Me: Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
It: Do you have three friends?
Me: Tick-Tock says the clock.
It: Your persistence has paid off. Are you ready to go to the next level?
okay, does anyone know how to get from here?
Me: I fear nothing.
It: The only thing to fear is fear itself. -FDR
Me: Can't fear fear, fear's the mind killer.
It: What if I said it can? i'm lovin' it. are you?
Me: Love is relative.
It: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me: Love can be lost.
It: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me: It seems you are repeating yourself, Alex. Is it alright if I call you that?
It: I agree. I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Better not tell you now. Ask Stephen Hawking if it is.
Me: How do I know if you are not Britney Spears?
It: By introspection.
Me: Is that like inspecting, but inside?
It: I might say no. You're really bad at this.
Me: We all have our faults. Except you, I assume.
It: Do you mean you and me have? If not me, who? Well you know what it means to assume.
Me: Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
It: Do you have three friends?
Me: Tick-Tock says the clock.
It: Your persistence has paid off. Are you ready to go to the next level?
okay, does anyone know how to get from here?
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