Posted: 9/11/2003, 6:26 pm
Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first one!
Because it was stapled to the first one!
Why did Alex fall out of the tree?
She's the monkey!
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Posted: 9/11/2003, 6:26 pm
Posted: 9/11/2003, 6:34 pm
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket!
What's brown and sticky?
A brown stick!
What's round and goes "grrr!"?
An angry circle!
A red bucket!
What's brown and sticky?
A brown stick!
What's round and goes "grrr!"?
An angry circle!
Posted: 9/11/2003, 6:39 pm
why did bethany drink the pop?
because it tastes good!!
i win!
because it tastes good!!
i win!
Posted: 9/11/2003, 6:50 pm
this just reminded me of Letterman's: "George W. Bush' Joke that's not really a Joke"
what an awesome show.
what an awesome show.
Posted: 9/11/2003, 6:50 pm
What's brown and green and falls out of a tree?
Posted: 9/11/2003, 6:53 pm
my cat?
Posted: 9/11/2003, 6:56 pm
A pool table!
Posted: 9/11/2003, 7:00 pm
happeningfish wrote:What's round and goes "grrr!"?
An angry circle!
Posted: 9/11/2003, 7:02 pm
What's long, hard, and has hair at one end?
((written in black)) --> A toothbrush!!!
((written in black)) --> A toothbrush!!!
Posted: 9/11/2003, 7:13 pm
You sick, sick freak.
Posted: 9/11/2003, 7:33 pm
Posted: 9/11/2003, 7:37 pm
What did the mummy do when he sold you a plastic pyramid for a million dollars?
Egypt you!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Egypt you!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Posted: 9/11/2003, 7:50 pm
One-Eye wrote:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead!
ok, all the jokes on this page didn't make me laugh at all, but for this one i just burst out laughing so hard... lol.. man that's good.
Posted: 9/11/2003, 7:52 pm
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
It was stapled to the chicken.
Posted: 9/11/2003, 7:52 pm
courtesy dugg.ca:
Me: "Why did the plane crash?"
Thing: "Is this a joke? Why?"
Me: "Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"
Thing: "Good reason. What are your life goals?"
I think she changed the subject on me
Me: "Why did the plane crash?"
Thing: "Is this a joke? Why?"
Me: "Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"
Thing: "Good reason. What are your life goals?"
I think she changed the subject on me
Posted: 9/11/2003, 7:54 pm
Posted: 9/11/2003, 10:37 pm
dugg.ca
It: What are your life goals?
Me: I want to find it. It is Them that has it.
It: Who is Them refering to that you find it.
Me: You have bad grammar.
It: Are you an english teacher?
That cracked me up for some reason
It: What are your life goals?
Me: I want to find it. It is Them that has it.
It: Who is Them refering to that you find it.
Me: You have bad grammar.
It: Are you an english teacher?
That cracked me up for some reason
Posted: 9/11/2003, 10:54 pm
haha
Posted: 9/12/2003, 1:08 am
starseed_10 wrote:this just reminded me of Letterman's: "George W. Bush' Joke that's not really a Joke"
what an awesome show.
I love that... even though it means our president is an idiot. 