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Posted: 8/25/2003, 9:05 pm
by happening fish
It's true, you know. About the eating thing.
Posted: 8/25/2003, 9:29 pm
by CluMsyNavEed
I find taking a crap to be relaxing.... So thats why I don't mind taking my time

Posted: 8/25/2003, 10:50 pm
by Neil
Personally, I love it when I'm sooooooo freaking bloated, that I literally paint the toilet brown.
It's so relaxing......imagine me taking a shit sorta like Harry on Dumb 'n Dumber, that feels freakin fantastic.
Posted: 8/26/2003, 2:59 am
by CluMsyNavEed
Personally, I love it when I'm sooooooo freaking bloated, that I literally paint the toilet brown.
It's so relaxing......imagine me taking a shit sorta like Harry on Dumb 'n Dumber, that feels freakin fantastic.
It's one of the best feelings in the world

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Posted: 8/26/2003, 7:05 am
by gerri_cherry
Neil down and obey.. wrote:Personally, I love it when I'm sooooooo freaking bloated, that I literally paint the toilet brown.
It's so relaxing......imagine me taking a shit sorta like Harry on Dumb 'n Dumber, that feels freakin fantastic.
my brother takes craps like that all the time...damn, then you walk into the bathroom and it smells like jesus!

Posted: 8/26/2003, 7:06 am
by Axtech
That's what Jesus smells like?
Hell suddenly sounds like a good option to me...
Posted: 8/26/2003, 7:07 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Posted: 8/26/2003, 7:10 am
by gerri_cherry
Axtech wrote:That's what Jesus smells like?
Hell suddenly sounds like a good option to me...

i'm telling you man, it's gross...maybe Jesus smells like that, maybe he doesn't, who knows....
Posted: 8/26/2003, 8:16 am
by Johnny
poo
Posted: 8/26/2003, 8:18 am
by Lando
You guys are fuckin' killing this thread by getting off topic. First the girls come in here and ask rediculous questions and don't even answer the main question. What are you girls so ashamed of?
Answer it dammit. Answer it.
Posted: 8/26/2003, 8:23 am
by Johnny
I spent half an hour on the shitter this morning. It did not want to come out.
I eventually won that battle

Posted: 8/26/2003, 8:47 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Good Job, Johnathan...i guess...
And Lando, why do u want women to answer this question so much?
Posted: 8/26/2003, 8:49 am
by Lando
It breaks the sex barrier.
Equality people.
It's human nature and pathetic to think that women shouldn't divulge such information.
Posted: 8/26/2003, 8:55 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Oh, okay, I see now but still. I dont wanna say.

Posted: 8/26/2003, 10:23 am
by CluMsyNavEed
I took a good 15 minute shit this morning. At first the toliet couldn't handle it. I flushed the first time and I was like " Damn it's gonna cloge", but about 10 seconds after the flush had started it finally sucked it down.... I swear I probably lost 10 pounds this morning

Posted: 8/26/2003, 11:49 am
by Bandalero
*satelite comes out of cartman's ass*"uh...oh man, you know that feeling when you take a huge dump......AWSOME!"
*satelite goes back into cartman's ass* "you know that feeling that you get when that huge dump you took shoots back into your ass.....no i'm not alright!"

oh man.
i like letting it all drain out too. because you have other things to do, like pick up chicks.

Re: HEY!! do you like to...
Posted: 8/26/2003, 5:09 pm
by p0tat0 girl
it shouldn't take half an hour!
my grandma always said drink prune juice!

Posted: 8/26/2003, 6:25 pm
by Johnny
Sometimes the poo just doesnt want to come out. So it puts up a fight.
Posted: 8/26/2003, 6:43 pm
by happening fish
the bathroom is a good place to do some thinking

Posted: 8/26/2003, 6:44 pm
by Susan
I prefer to do it in the shower than on the shitter.
