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Posted: 8/1/2003, 9:36 am
by ihatethunderbay
Ralph: I look like cable T.V!
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Ralph: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Ralph: Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers. This one did. Ow.
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Bart: Smell that, Ralph? That's the smell of justice.
Ralph: Smells like hot dogs.
Posted: 8/1/2003, 9:45 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Ralph: Me fail english?! Thats unpossible
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Marge: your a very special boy Ralph
*puts her hand on his shoulder*
Ralph: ahhhh she's touching my special area!!
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Ralph: I eated the purple berries
*falls over in pain*
Bart: how do they taste Ralph? Taste good?
Ralph: They taste like...burning
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Ralph (to Lisa): Were gonna be in a pie!
Posted: 8/1/2003, 9:47 am
by ihatethunderbay
Ralph *shoved in a locker with Milhouse* : We're a totem pole! Hi-yi-yi-ya!
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Zoo guy: And this is our new panda Sim Sim! Oh.. Oh.. Yeah.. That's it, she's doing the Lindy Hop!
Posted: 8/1/2003, 9:56 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Smithers (to Jasper): I'm sorry I shot your wooden leg.
Jasper: You shot who in the what now?
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Fidel Castro: They named a street after me in San Fransisco...
*whispers to other ppl*
Fidel: It's full of WHAT!?!?
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Homer: Its just a little airborn, its still good!! Its still good!!
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:00 am
by ihatethunderbay
Marge steps off the bus in Toronto.
Marge: It's so clean and bland! I'm home!
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Marge: Homer, it says don't walk!
Homer: Don't worry Marge, they have free healthcare!
Homer gets hit by a car
Homer: I'm rich!
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Male Announcer: Well, we sure have seen some crazy sweeping today!
Female Announcer: Oh! What's this? It seems two yankee-doodles have turned this match into a real doozy!
Male Announcer: Yes, both our viewers must be pleased!
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:05 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Jebediah: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelb.: Yes, and marry our cousins.
Jebediah: I was -- what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelb.: Because they're so attractive. I, I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah: Absolutely not!
Shelb.: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins.
Jebediah: Well, then, we'll form our own town. Who will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless mush I call rootmarm?
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*Marge and weird scientist guy come rushing up to save homer and the monorail*
Marge: oh no! Were too late!
Weird Guy: I shouldnt have stopped for that hair cut.
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Marge *joins conga line*: You dont make friends with salad!
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:10 am
by superrgirll
ralph: go banana.
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:12 am
by superrgirll
chief wiggum: remember ralphie, if your nose starts to bleed it means your picking it too much. or not enough
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:12 am
by ihatethunderbay
Lisa: Good new everyone! You don't have to eat meat! I made enough gespatcho for all!
*Crowd mumbles. "Gespatcho?" "What's a gespatcho?"*
Lisa: It's tomato soup, served ice cold!
*Crowd laughs*
Barney: Go back to Russia!
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:13 am
by ihatethunderbay
Wiggum: Go on Ralphie, the stranger is offering you a treat.
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:13 am
by superrgirll
ralph: that's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:15 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
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Sideshow Bob: Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
I seriously have no life
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:16 am
by superrgirll
ralph: i glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies.
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:17 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Smithers (as nuclear plant is about to meltdown): Sir, there may be never be another time to say... I love you, sir.
Burn: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moment on earth socially awkward.
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Grandpa Simpson to old lady: Hello, beautiful!
Woman: In your dreams
Grandpa: We'll see about that! *falls asleep*
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:17 am
by ihatethunderbay
Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:21 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Jebediah: [on film] A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield
Ms.Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:26 am
by ihatethunderbay
Bart: There's no better entertainment than the imagination of a small boy.
*thought bubble.. Itchy and scratchy just stand there and shrug.*
*Bart pulls out a little T.V*
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:29 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Fidel Castro: You have a trillion dollar bill?! Can i see it?
Burns: well...
Homer: I think we can trust the president of Cuba.
*Burns reluctanyly gives him the bill*
Burns: Okay, now give it back.
Fidel: Give what back?
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:31 am
by ihatethunderbay
Castro: Our country is bankrupt. It looks like we're going to have to abandon communism.
Castro's buddies: Awwww...
Castro: Ah, come on, we knew from day one this mumbo-jumbo wouldn't fly.
Posted: 8/1/2003, 10:33 am
by Clumsy7Thief
Grandpa: "I'm an old man, no one listens to me."
Lisa: "I'm a young girl, no one listens to me."
Homer: "I'm a white male aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
*eats some Nuts and Gum*