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You should never make a movie with a giant green muscly guy in it.

A famous one: you should never eat yellow snow.
You never watch the white strips vidio when you are drunk.
You should never go to the bathroom when there is plastic wrap on the seat.
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You should never ask Alan about his sex life.

You should never, ever prolong your math class to go over into the summer

You should never take LSD, throw all your belongings in the pool, and start dancing around while you trip. I know I'll never do that again.

And you all have read about my sex life before, so don't act like it's something new when I talk about being blown.

Well honestly, I haven't before. But next time, I can say I have

Johnathan wrote:4. You should never make fun of Mr. T

I couldn't have come up with a better one if I tried.

As for the rest of these NEVER should do thingy's. I've done em all and I'll do em again! I make my own rules.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to dip my cup into the toilet to get some water.

You should never ever eat EX-LAX just for the hell of it

unless its chocolate flavoured ex-lax.

Mmmm chocolate flavored ex-lax

You should never listen to Lando...no matter how good his ideas sound

Never buy anything from those kids that come door to door selling stuff for a drug free program. I want my six dollars back...and I'll give you the three gummy bears that I paid those dollars for.

undecided wrote:You never watch the white strips vidio when you are drunk.

Correction: you should never watch the White Stripes video when you're high, unless you want to start twitching on the floor.

Also, you should never leave homemade pretzels in a jar in the back of your cupboard...black mould starts to grow on them. Oops.

you should never:


picture Oprah without her clothes on....

You should never, ever mix pop rocks and altoids.

you should never taunt the Josh.

You should never litter and/or pollute.

You should always recycle and throw garbage into a garbage can.

HEY! This isn't the "you should always" thread! *hurls litter at the spammer*

you should never close your eyes and try to guess which flavor jelly belly your sister is putting in your mouth...9 times out of 10 it will be buttered popcorn <---vomiting

you should also never tell said sister that you threw a keg party when your parents went out of town

and last but not least never ever let a 2 year old sit on your lap without a diaper on, regardless of potty training experience

The buttered popcorn jellybeans are amazingly good!