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Posted: **7/5/2003, 7:41 pm**

haha...this is awesome...i'm addicted

Shag Curious George :freak:

Marry Corey of Boy Meets World :nod:

Shoot Abraham Lincoln

Posted: **7/5/2003, 7:51 pm**

All I wanna do is shag David Duchovney.

Posted: **7/5/2003, 7:52 pm**

Mmmmmm, me too.

Posted: **7/5/2003, 8:00 pm**

Shoot Shania Twain
Marry Aunt Jamima
Shag Kirsten Dunst :drool:

Posted: **7/5/2003, 8:04 pm**

That's a sweet deal with Aunt Jemima: all the pancakes you could ever want. :drool:

Posted: **7/5/2003, 8:06 pm**

Oh Yeah!!

Posted: **7/5/2003, 8:07 pm**

i have no life..:

Married Oompa Loompas..hey...they know where all the chocolate is 8-)

Shot Angelica Huston..she always scared me after Ever After
Shagged Fresh Prince of Bel-Air..you know you want him 8-)

Posted: **7/5/2003, 8:26 pm**

Married Christopher Lloyd :lol:

Shagged George Clooney
Shot Colin Powell

:freak:

Posted: **7/5/2003, 9:05 pm**

shot Ally McBeal, because I hate her show and she freaks me out, quite frankly.
shagged Katie Holmes, 'cause she's pretty.
married princess Jasmine, since she's rich. :nod:

Posted: **7/5/2003, 10:59 pm**

eeeee, you included jereth the goblin king.

i love the labryinth. :love:

Posted: **7/6/2003, 1:25 am**

You shagged Jessica Simpson! You married Noah Wyle! You shot Anthony Edwards!

hmm.

Posted: **7/6/2003, 1:30 am**

how come it's ross and not david schwimmer? but it's smg instead of buffy. so confused.

Posted: **7/6/2003, 1:33 am**

Sometimes you get the character, sometimes you get the person who PLAYED the character. Very simple. So if you were to shag Ross, it'd be the fictional character Ross, but if you were to shag SMG, it'd be the actress.

It makes sense in my head.

Posted: **7/6/2003, 1:47 am**

i figured. but i was JUST SAYING. ohmegawsh. cut me some slack. QUIT YELLINGO!@I

Posted: **7/6/2003, 4:53 am**

Posted: **7/6/2003, 7:12 am**

i saw that!

Posted: **7/6/2003, 8:00 am**

well, I picked shagging Darth Vader cuz he's probably a bit sex-deprived and we could do some S&M stuff with his powers. as long as he kept his helmet on.
i married noah wyle cuz hes hot and rich.
i shot bill gates. he might be the richest man in the world, but i could never imagine waking up to that.

Posted: **7/6/2003, 8:06 am**

second time around: married andy richter, shagged craig kilborn, shot alex trebek.

who is caligula?

Posted: **7/6/2003, 8:08 am**

p.s.- you know dame edna is really a man.

Posted: **7/6/2003, 3:29 pm**

wow i got natalie portman, jen aniston and courtney love....love is dead, shag friends chick and marry the star wars girl :drool:

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