Married Oompa Loompas..hey...they know where all the chocolate is Shot Angelica Huston..she always scared me after Ever After
Shagged Fresh Prince of Bel-Air..you know you want him
shot Ally McBeal, because I hate her show and she freaks me out, quite frankly.
shagged Katie Holmes, 'cause she's pretty.
married princess Jasmine, since she's rich.
Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
You shagged Jessica Simpson! You married Noah Wyle! You shot Anthony Edwards!
hmm.
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.
how come it's ross and not david schwimmer? but it's smg instead of buffy. so confused.
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.
Sometimes you get the character, sometimes you get the person who PLAYED the character. Very simple. So if you were to shag Ross, it'd be the fictional character Ross, but if you were to shag SMG, it'd be the actress.
i figured. but i was JUST SAYING. ohmegawsh. cut me some slack. QUIT YELLINGO!@I
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.
well, I picked shagging Darth Vader cuz he's probably a bit sex-deprived and we could do some S&M stuff with his powers. as long as he kept his helmet on.
i married noah wyle cuz hes hot and rich.
i shot bill gates. he might be the richest man in the world, but i could never imagine waking up to that.
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
second time around: married andy richter, shagged craig kilborn, shot alex trebek.
who is caligula?
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know