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Posted: **6/29/2003, 8:18 pm**

I slepted with a teddy bear once so I think a pupet is posible

Posted: **6/29/2003, 8:38 pm**

i would so bang alf :drool:

Posted: **6/29/2003, 8:43 pm**

If I were Bethany I'd be very scared right now...

Posted: **6/29/2003, 8:53 pm**

Rob just said that he's gonna invite alf for some threesome action..... :wtf:

should I be scared????????????

*runs away*

:lol:

Posted: **6/29/2003, 8:56 pm**

Missy Piggy :drool:

Posted: **6/29/2003, 10:05 pm**

Five people I would NOT bang:

1.Justin Timberlike....he just gets on my nerves
2.Kid Rock...he's egocentric
3.um...
4.um...
5.um...

Eek...I guess thats only two. Oh well...

Posted: **6/29/2003, 10:12 pm**

Gimli...LMAO

Posted: **6/29/2003, 10:36 pm**

Here's my list of people I wouldn't sleep with. I bet they wouldn't want to sleep with me either. That's the price you pay when you look like me. :cry:

Hmmm...let's see:

1. Eminem...he's so fucking fake.
2. Any of the Good Charlotte guys.
3. Shawn Desman
4. Enrique Iglecius (I don't know how to spell it...lol)
5. Nick Carter. I don't like guys who pretend to play guitar in their music videos. Bastard.

Ugh...now i can't stop thinking of these losers. Must...think...of...Raine...

Mmm...that's better. :drool:

Posted: **6/29/2003, 11:41 pm**

1.Michael Jackson
2.Eminem
3.50 cent
4.George Bush
5.Fred Durst

Posted: **6/30/2003, 12:05 am**

1. a lady walking down the street at this very moment
2. the taco bell dog
3. goldie hawn
4. the person who invented the lawnmower
5. bif naked

by the way i would bang roseanne in a second, just to hear that moan

Posted: **6/30/2003, 12:08 am**

EWWW, I agree on Enrique

Posted: **6/30/2003, 5:56 am**

areusad831 wrote:i would so bang alf

Ya no kidding! WHO WOULDN'T!!!! Psychos, that's who. Well, psychos and the guy from Fraggle Rock... If he did, I think the others would become insanely jealous. Possibly insanely jealous enough to commit such acts as murder or crushing someone with a rock. Maybe even a fraggle rock. No, I didn't say FRAGILE rock. You're not going to die if the rock shatters into tons of pieces. Unless the pieces are sharp and cut you deeply until you bleed to death. And if you don't bleed you death, the pieces would at least pierce your soul because you betrayed your very own Fraggle Rock Friends and now you can never look them in the eye again. The guilt would be too much to bear. For shame old man! For shame...

Posted: **6/30/2003, 5:57 am**

J-Neli wrote:Rosie O'Donnell
Rita McNeil
Callista Flockhart
Pamela Anderson
Tina Turner
Bette Midler

How could you put rita on your list. :neutral:

Posted: **6/30/2003, 1:33 pm**

SpclAgntCass wrote:anyone from the cast of Jackass

what?! not even Johnny Knoxville?!

Posted: **6/30/2003, 1:46 pm**

I would never bang Paul Reiser.

Posted: **6/30/2003, 1:46 pm**

1. Kelly Osbourne. I would take castration over sex with her.
2. Pam Anderson. I see no pleasure in a loose loose hole and fake boobs.
3. Britney Spears. Over-rated <clap clap clap clap clap> Over-rated.
4. Arissa from last season's Real World. She is the living dead. Yikes.
5. Shakira. Overrated and bothersome voice. I figure she would sound like a doggie in bed.

Posted: **6/30/2003, 1:50 pm**

I couldn't sleep with someone who does such disgusting things. EW!

Posted: **6/30/2003, 1:56 pm**

I guess that makes sense.

Posted: **6/30/2003, 2:05 pm**

1. Carson Daly- :roll:

He's gay.
2. Justin Timberlake :roll:

annoying as hell... must die...
3. the dudes from Good Charlotte :roll:

4. Freddie Prinze Jr. :roll:

annoying as hell and girls find him attractive?
5. Ashton Kutcher :roll:

He's not even that good of an actor, because that's HOW HE IS

Posted: **6/30/2003, 2:10 pm**

um, enough eye-rolling emoticons?

1. steve buscemi
2. dubya
3. eminem
4. kid rock
5. fat joe

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