So a bird shats on my head today.......

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woop barnies dead!
!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
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juh? :freak:
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Johnathan, you're my hero :lol:
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i second that.
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You are awesome.

You should hunt that bird down and sue him for the inconviences and pain he/she put you through. Bird-lawyers, that's what they call 'em.

Your pain, though, DID make my day.

Until next time, Johnny, keep yourself outta trouble!
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It sounds like you're ending a tv show

Until next time, Johnny, keep yourself outta trouble!
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:lol:
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It sounds like you're ending a tv show


Yes.... I'm a TV show host.. YOU CAUGHT ME! OPRAH LOVES OLP! Here I am!
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Wow! Oprah lives in London, ON?! That's news to me! :lol: :P
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I hope that motherfucking bird meets the front end of a Mack Truck!! :evil: :evil:

That son of a bitch....

He made a new enemy now!! :evil: :evil:
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Oh man.... you should have your own reality tv show :lol:
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happeninfish > who's re you talking to? Who should have their own reality TV show?
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Uh Johnathan.... can you imagine this kid's daily antics on TV? Holy god :lol:
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Iapprove of the show.. if I get to come to a studio taping.. and get his autograph.. I want Johnathan's autograph.. He's my (super)hero!
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8-)


That calls for another


8-)
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i'm telling you people.... it would be even better than the Anna Nicole Smith Show


The Johnathan Show :lol:


I love it
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I'd watch...:nod:

What channel would they put it on? And what time?
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Johnathan Un-Plugged



Wanna hear some more misadventures of Johnathan?
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Hmm.... to quote the mighty Turner,

"Shit! Shit! Shit!"
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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