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Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.

I disagree, donkey kong is the best video game ever.

Donkey Kong sucks.

You know something? YOU SUCK!

whoa there.

Val.....if Cain loves ya like it sounds like he definitely does, he won't cheat on you nor do you have ANYthing to worry about, dear.

Get a full nites sleep cuz I don't think he'd cheat on ya. He'll be looking, but every guy does that!

Those women are nothing but million dollar makeovers anyways tear off all the makeup and they're usually hideous! (i.e. Tyra Banks)

You're naturally beautiful, why wouldn't Cain want that?

Tyra Banks is ugly? Hmm, I have to see a picture of her without makeup.

there's this one Maxim picture where her hair is braided and she's making this ugly face...and let me tell you....ewww.

every other picture though.....mmmmm nice Tyra.

i'd hit it.

Naveeder Val wrote:Okay...

Guys, what if you were working late at night with a whole bunch of models (Maxim models to be exact) at a night club, would you cheat on your girlfriend? Oh God, I can't go through this again...

Probably not... i say saying no to shit like that is what makes relationships last.

well if it were models, ya know, i'd probably cheat. because how often do you get a chance like that?

of course i'm kidding. but the question still stands.

Being single, I just have one question...

How does one get into these parties?

emily wrote:Tyra Banks is ugly? Hmm, I have to see a picture of her without makeup.

Maybe I can find the picture that I saw.......I haven't seen many celebs more hideous without their million dollar makeup job.

Christina Aguilera looks like white trailer trash w/o make up on. Well, she does with it on too, but even so.

I heard that Maxim voted Christina as the hottest woman in the world

Axtech wrote:Being single, I just have one question...

How does one get into these parties?

I don't know. He just knows a guy that owns like twenty NYC nightclubs, so he works at them passing out flyers and stuff and talking to people to get them to come back. (He gets paid like 20.00 an hour to talk to me on the phone most of the night haha)

Talks to ya on the phone most of the nite, see.......you have nothing to worry about chica.

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