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Burning is way worse than drowning.........I guess I'm not as fearful of it because I can hold my breath awhile, go through the shakes and whatever and then lift my head just as I lose my strength...........its not so bad. Of course I have never drowned......

Burning is absolutely horrible.......like touching a hot oven........the searing pain that shoots through your body........I'd rather take a shot in the face..

Auto-erotic esphyxiation deaths are hilarious........and hey, they were probably having a good time before passing out.........I had to view a slide show in class.........good stuff.

Matt wrote:
Burning is absolutely horrible.......like touching a hot oven........the searing pain that shoots through your body........I'd rather take a shot in the face..

wouldn't your nervous system be burned through pretty quickly though? i think you'd go numb pretty fast. not that it wouldn't be absolutely horrible up till that point... especially if you were like being burned at the stake and the flames were creeping up your legs. but then you'd probably pass out from the pain or smoke inhalation before too long.

i think being chased down with a gun and then having it pointed at your head and then being told, "are you ready to die?"

that would have to be pretty bad

i have lived that out in my dreams on several occasions.


not only am i plagued by anxiety during the day time, but it loves to seep into my dreams.

and they have become more frequent.

watching me sleep must be interesting.

I only had a dream like that once where someone broke into my apt and was waiting for me when i got home and attacked me but i didn't die or anything i overpowered him with my superstrength...... And my mom and aunt were actually held at gunpoint before actually like a block away from where i live. I don't remember it too well cause it happened when i was 12ish but i know it scared them alot...I think thats why she really doesn't like to drive because it happened while they were at a redlight and the guy jumped in the car....Ok i'm rambling now

rambling in a good way...........

how about this... you're trapped in a room, literally no way out of there, and the floor gradually gives way an inch or two per minute... below you is a pool of water, or hot buring charcoal... one or the other depending on which you hate more...

ya I dunno...

Now that's creative!

Being slowly swallowed by a boa constricter.

Or being lowered slowly, feet first, into a pit of acid.

how about a pit of chocolate pudding?

Ah yes, death by chocolate!

this is very morbid eh?

oh! i remember this girl doing a project on ancient forms of torture...

one that sounded particularly bad was what they used to do with women they thought were witches in some places. they'd hang her upside down with her legs spread apart and saw her in half... holy shit OUCH!!

there was also this evil torture device that was like this huge bear-trap resembling claw thing they'd use to rip women's breasts off with... don't know if that would necessarily end in death though.

Ew.

I want to be guillotined. Your head can live for about 5 seconds after being chopped off. I think that would be cool.

you can chop the head off of a cockroach and the only reason why it dies is because of starvation

Guess what I'm gonna do next time I see a cockroach!

Oh, that reminds me!

When a mosquito bites you, grab it and hold it in place. It is physically unable to stop sucking your blood. It'll swell up and eventually explode. Messy, but satisfying!


Also:

I wouldn't want to have my intestines sucked out by one of those water jets in hot tubs. It's happened before, and all I can say is: ew.

Similarly, those things have gotten hold of people's hair and sucked it in, trapping the person's head underwater until they eventually drowned. That doesn't sound fun either.

thanks, encyclopedia brown!

ewww! i hate when you kill mosquitos and you get ones that recently ate.

i get enough satisfaction just killing them mid bite.

ha, at our camp in maine we leave the dead ones on the wall as a warning to all others.

either being stretched apart on one of those medieval torture devices or being put in an iron maiden

happeninfish wrote:The worst possible way to die is to be tortured to death by a Mord-Sith

...or the way drefen attempted to kill cara.

on the crapper like elvis....love me tender...love me true.....gonna die on the pot.

in in fire you can't breathe either...so it's kind of like drowning isn't it? only more painful....right?