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Posted: **6/2/2003, 4:34 pm**

"Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out." (I disagree with this, though, since I think it's good to be open-minded.)

Posted: **6/2/2003, 4:36 pm**

"Don't believe at love at first site? Walk by me again...."

Posted: **6/2/2003, 5:02 pm**

"All fear the passing of time, but time fears the pyramids."

Posted: **6/2/2003, 5:08 pm**

"Oh your fingers are sore? well guess what? now your back's gonna be sore cause you just earned yard duty"

good old Happy Gilmore

Posted: **6/2/2003, 6:14 pm**

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

Posted: **6/2/2003, 6:25 pm**

Posted: **6/2/2003, 6:33 pm**

that's an awesome one....

Posted: **6/2/2003, 6:38 pm**

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"

thats one of my faves... it's in my sig...
points go to anyone who knows the movie its from

Posted: **6/2/2003, 6:43 pm**

ooh...on the subject of movie quotes..."Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."...name the movie and you win....something :freak:

Posted: **6/2/2003, 6:44 pm**

a couple of George W Bush's best comments:

"I can firmly say that all of our imports come from outside of the country."

"In the future, I believe that the smartest Americans in the world will be American."

Posted: **6/2/2003, 6:46 pm**

.:ClumsyChild:. wrote:ooh...on the subject of movie quotes..."Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."...name the movie and you win....something

Bueller!!

thats another funny quote
"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

Posted: **6/2/2003, 6:47 pm**

...Bush's superior understanding of the english language scares me :roll:

...and you can always count on him to state the obvious

Posted: **6/2/2003, 6:51 pm**

J-Neli wrote:
.:ClumsyChild:. wrote:ooh...on the subject of movie quotes..."Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."...name the movie and you win....something

Bueller!!

thats another funny quote
"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

YES! you win...best movie ever...here you go...

Posted: **6/2/2003, 8:56 pm**

I'm likin the quote in your sig ^

:lol:

Posted: **6/2/2003, 9:33 pm**

OK, I am on espn.com and I am reading an article about why this woman thinks the WNBA blows, and I loved this quote right here.

However, I'm just not of the belief that the WNBA is the greatest creation for females since the birth control pill. This league is like the female condom -- a nice idea, but does anyone really even use it?

link --> http://espn.go.com/page2/s/pressman/030602.html

Posted: **6/2/2003, 9:58 pm**

"JESUS CHRIST!!!!!"
"Where?"

Posted: **6/2/2003, 10:16 pm**

"what we lost means nothing, cause the memories will stay."

Posted: **6/2/2003, 11:37 pm**

"Have you by chance a cigarette? I'm sorry, I've already got a penguin."

"That's alright, I'll meet you at the back of the zoo at a quarter to two."

Posted: **6/3/2003, 12:11 am**

"It was a woman that drove me to drink and I never remembered to thank her" - WC Fields

"Anything worth having is worth cheating for" - WC Fields

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" - Ogden Nash

"Men are PREDICTABLE, Women are evil" - Me

"I’m going to be one of those guys who marries the first girl he sleeps with and going to get treated like shit. Like father like son I guess …. I was trying to do a little better, guess the apple didn’t fall to far from the tree." - Me on Thursday, February 20th, 2003 11:37 PM

Posted: **6/3/2003, 11:02 am**

men are way more evil than women.

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lets get some quotes happening