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Posted: **4/18/2003, 3:26 pm**

Hi I'm Gus

V shaves his/her back

Posted: **4/18/2003, 5:17 pm**

< wonders how ^ knew that!

V will help < shave <'s back tonight.

Posted: **4/18/2003, 6:10 pm**

<huddles an cries in the corner from the thought of shaving ^'s back.

v mocks and riddicules < for cying in the corner

Posted: **4/18/2003, 6:15 pm**

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

v Wants to meet < on wendsday

Posted: **4/18/2003, 6:28 pm**

<plans to kick ^ in the ball sack on wensday

v watches < kick ^ in the ball sack

Posted: **4/18/2003, 6:37 pm**

Haha! I'm there!

V will tend to ^^'s wounds

Posted: **4/18/2003, 11:14 pm**

< gets out the duct tape :evil:

V is intrigued

Posted: **4/19/2003, 2:30 am**

Anything christa does is intruiging

V is intrigued by Pavorotti Naked!!

Posted: **4/19/2003, 5:10 am**

plump Italian men... :nod:

oh yeah..
V is intrigued by Richard Simmons naked

Posted: **4/19/2003, 9:22 am**

Gay guys...naked... mmm yum!
V fantasizes about :clumsy:

s naked...

Posted: **4/19/2003, 10:19 am**

hell yes. How'd you know?

V has an uncanny resemblence to Regis Philbin.

Posted: **4/19/2003, 10:47 am**

< is that your final answer??

V wishes OLP would do a Kathy Lee cover at their next concert.

Posted: **4/19/2003, 11:09 am**

you dont know how AWESOME that would be!!
V wants to be on American Idol

Posted: **4/19/2003, 1:21 pm**

In order to kill that Simon bastard!

V has eaten anything that was still moving

Posted: **4/19/2003, 3:35 pm**

What can I say, I like my food in motion.

V wishes they lived in smalltown Ontario

Posted: **4/19/2003, 4:38 pm**

Hell why not... It's like in the same country or something along those lines...

OH I GOT A BIG ONE!!!

V drinks MILK!!

Posted: **4/19/2003, 5:00 pm**

2%

V is appalled

Posted: **4/19/2003, 5:09 pm**

v, like <, doesn't drink any animal secretions

Posted: **4/19/2003, 6:12 pm**

mmmm secretions!! Wait a minute, I am supposed to be like EW secretions... and then V is like "hey fellas my name is stinky thumbs arbuckle" and walks around with their thumb in their bum

Posted: **4/19/2003, 7:02 pm**

Go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

v wants Bono to ravish him/her in a dark alley

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