The Two Towers

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 3/14/2003, 9:52 pm

No! I'll never believe it! He's mine, I tell you, MIIIIIIIIINE!!!

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/14/2003, 9:53 pm

I have some incriminating photo's if you'd like :lol:

Plus we went over this already .. I'm older, therefore he is mine :nod:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 3/14/2003, 9:59 pm

I will be swayed by incriminating photos ONLY if they show Elijah and another male in the midst of making sweet hot monkey love. Until then... NEVER!

And... damn you. :crying:

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/14/2003, 10:01 pm

Maybe we can share him?

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 3/14/2003, 10:02 pm

Okay. I get Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays. You can have him Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. Sundays he can spend with the gay lover of his choice. :nod:

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/14/2003, 10:04 pm

Works for me .. just make sure you give him back to me on time :mad:

Our time is preciousssssss

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 3/14/2003, 10:09 pm

I understand completely. I'll make sure to put him on a plane and point it towards Ontario at the proscribed time. (If you want, I'll make him bring a curly wig, and a pair of prosthetic feet... I know he'll be using them plenty when he's with me...) :mrgreen:

.:x:Marissa:x:. · Post by **.:x:Marissa:x:.** » 3/14/2003, 10:09 pm

Elijah Wood is not gay :neutral:

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/14/2003, 10:10 pm

Mmmmmm big, hairy feet :drool:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 3/14/2003, 10:10 pm

Do you know him personally? Have you seen Joey's incriminating photos?

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/14/2003, 10:12 pm

you need to see those pictures
ive seen them all
i dunno if it was by choice i cant remember
hey.. wait.. did you drug me again joey?!

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/14/2003, 10:13 pm

I don't doubt for a second that he's gay .. but that's just me cuz of what I've read and pictures I've seen and how obvious it is once you really research it :lol:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 3/14/2003, 10:14 pm

Methinks Joey has a lot of time on her hands. :nod:

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/14/2003, 10:15 pm

No, I just don't sleep well and have nothing else to do at 4 in the morning

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/14/2003, 10:16 pm

btw.. ive seen most of this research and i concur

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 3/14/2003, 10:16 pm

Oy. Insomnia's a bitch.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/14/2003, 11:32 pm

Ahhh. I buckled! I do not like going to theatres but I cannot wait till it comes out on video! I must see the movie tommorow.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/14/2003, 11:33 pm

Is it still playing where you are? It's in the cheap theatres here still :nod:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/14/2003, 11:34 pm

Now Now Now ladies! Settle Down! I'm sure that theres more than enough of Elijah to go around!

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/14/2003, 11:35 pm

We're calm .. we aleady settled our Elijah problem .. pay attention :lol: