ClumsyMonkey.net

chicks like pick up lines. they're funny. they also like assholes.

be funny. i am attracted to funny guys. just not stupid funny, and don't make bad jokes.

just use one of these:

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~montymex/p ... ointy.html

chris is right chicks like assholes and people who makes asses of themselves.

guess i am not scoring

Don't be... Jeff

I cannot stand guys who are assholes.

I guess I'm part of the minority

i only find guys who are assholes

yeah, me too...and the non-assholish guys are all taken.

yup

so non-asshole guys that are not taken...

we girls don't want assholes...we really don't...but that's all we find....so make yourself present!

i'm not an asshole... and i'm not taken

girls are dumb

OLPMazurite wrote:the non-assholish guys are all taken

or living in BC

yes... *sigh*

I'm still up for the hitchhiking idea!

Take it from someone who has heard just about every line in that website and more, they DO NOT WORK. In fact, I'm actually mean to every guy who uses one... and I make fun of them later. LOL!

As for this trying to score with a girl thing, sometimes things just happen. Don't go out and look for things, let it just come to you. I met my fiancee n a really random way (we, by the way, live about six hours apart )... so yeah, just be yourself and not being an asshole does indeed work!

wow you live 6 hours apart, how did you meet him then? and dont you find it hard to stay together unless he drives to see you a lot.

Naveeder Val wrote:
As for this trying to score with a girl thing, sometimes things just happen. Don't go out and look for things, let it just come to you. I met my fiancee n a really random way (we, by the way, live about six hours apart )... so yeah, just be yourself and not being an asshole does indeed work!

Common guys write this down. It's gold

^ btw the " " was done in the sincerest possible way.

she is right the more you look the harder it becomes

meh. I've given up on the relationship thing.