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Hydrochorlic acid is not good for the outside of your body......but its good on the inside.

42. I draw my s's from the bottom up

How in the HELL do the Care Bears work those damn cloud cars?

That's a question.

alas it is a useless question.

3534587. if you put sodium in water it will burst into flames

The US doesn't have a National Language. (I want to say the only country that doesn't but I can't back that up)

40985. a small enough piece of sodium will zip around the surface of the water, propelled by the energy created by the reaction.

395634957. The final velocity of a free-falling object (neglecting air resistance) is equal to the initial velocity plus the acceleration due to gravity multiplied by the amount of time is has fallen.

Damn physics.

wow. uhh. i learned that this year.

Yeah, that's the only thing I've learned the whole year.

5. supercooled water droplets are bits of water floating in the atmosphere that have been cooled below the freezing point but are still liquid due to the lack of a condensation nucleus. They freeze instantly upon impacting a solid surface.

I really don't think I could comprehend that one... but.. um..

9284792. Brazil nuts (before racism was a no-no) were called n* toes because of the shape of their shell.

it's not hard. there's nothing for the water to freeze onto, ie smoke or dust particles, so they stay liquid even at negative temperatures. then when they hit something (ie and airplane wing) they freeze.

well that makes more sense! its was just all of those big words..

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

3. if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

298372924. The exact center of North America is in North Dakota.

hyp^2 = a^2 + b^2

you are not permitted to land on Margaret Lake, Nunaluk Spit, Sheep Creek, or Stokes Point, all of which are in the Northern Yukon National Park, without a special permit.