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Chewy will kick all their asses

chewy?

as in chewbaca? no way dude, kojak would beat the hell out of him, then give that tree hugging hippie a haircut cause he's cool and bald like that. then he'd take the hair and make a sweet ass hairpiece for his shiny head.

no you didnt

Trust me, let the wookie win.

Star Wars rules Star Trek

No one forgets about T.J. Hooker, he just isn't gonna make it into the top two... Hands down, the two toughest SOBS are the Shat Attack and Burt the Bandit.

I mean a close third would be Higgins from Magnum P.I. But just look at how ripped that guy is...

Star trek? what the hell are you talking about, this guy had a show....named Kojak.

those guys are pretty boys lando, Kojak was the bad ass ugly mo-fo you didn't want to mess with. he'd kick ass and take initals.....he ain't got time for names.

Or Shatner would one punch him and he'd just die. Right there. One chop and his kojack-ass would be burried.

i'd have to disagree man, Kojak would beat the hell out of him with his own hand he tried to chop em with.

shatner ownz kojak.
end of story.

no way dude, not if it's like a battle royale. it would be:

Kojak
Shatner
Kenny Rogers
The bandit
Chewbaka
Shaft (the original bad motha....SHUT YOUR MOUTH)

and others, who else would join the mother of all battle royales?

everyone would take the wookie out first.. then they'd go at each other
but they'd all gang up on the wookie

true, but that's only because the wookie is too fucking annoying. haarrrrrrrrr haaaaarrrrrrrrr, it's like shut up you freaking ball of hair, fleas, and annoying noises.

There is no way Rogers would beat Burt.... Not even if burt had no arms, no legs, no teeth and was blind... But Rogers could easily take out kojac.... While shatner would just sit there and watch because no one would dare go near him, get within a foot and they know they're toast.

rogers and burt would be a slugfest, and i think burt would come out of it alive since he was a football player for florida state univ. but kojak....he'd be kicking the hell out of shatner, he'd be off the top rope suicide slam! it would be an awsome show of force indeed.

you obviously dont know to much
the big Shatner whould throw down the chops and take them all out!