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Posted: **11/4/2002, 4:12 pm**

Sorry to say, but Spot is way better than drugs. :clumsy:

Posted: **11/4/2002, 4:23 pm**

i'm guessing there's only supposed to be one "take."

Posted: **11/4/2002, 4:50 pm**

Dude, drugs are WAY better than canine anal sex. Yes, one take.

Posted: **11/4/2002, 4:51 pm**

No canine anal sex is soooooo much funnier.

Posted: **11/4/2002, 4:53 pm**

thats just gross brent.

Posted: **11/4/2002, 4:55 pm**

Posted: **11/4/2002, 4:55 pm**

I suppose, if you're an immature teenage boy... oh, wait.

Anyway, bad poetry isn't about the humor, it's about the ANGST, Brent, the ANGST!!! :roll:

Posted: **11/4/2002, 4:59 pm**

Teach me more Aerin. Me young Grasshoppa.

Posted: **11/4/2002, 5:00 pm**

wheres the angst in the noodle boy?

Posted: **11/4/2002, 5:01 pm**

So true.

Posted: **11/4/2002, 5:15 pm**

Ah, guys, don't you know by now that I'm utterly full of shit?

Today's poem:

JAVA! O how I spurneth thee, bastard programming language from the pits of hell!
You put the Sin in syntax, the Man in semantics!
But even Man cannot surpass your utter depravity, o Java!
I will kill thee in thy cybernetic slumbers.

Posted: **11/4/2002, 5:44 pm**

Bad poetry, eh?

There once was a man from Bombay
The people there would say
"You've got a long nose
Like a watering hose"
Then he sneezed and blew them away.

:freak:

Posted: **11/9/2002, 10:44 pm**

See Spot
See Spot Go To School
See Spot Get Caught Reading "Bitch" Magazine and Whacking His Doodle

Posted: **11/10/2002, 1:32 am**

I assume that these poems are taken from real life, but with "Brent" being cleverly replaced by "Spot"...

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