Things OLP would never say...

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/16/2002, 8:54 pm

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/16/2002, 11:46 pm

"I'm too sexy for my mullet, too sexy for my mullet, so sexy I... wait, what rhymes with mullet?"

"Why don't we tour with Creed?!"
:neutral:

oh, wait....

"I'm the magical man from Happy Land with a gum-drop house on Lollilop Lane!"

:freak:

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/17/2002, 12:43 pm

OMG, you guys are hysterical. I can't stop laughing.
thnaks GOOSE. foro your WHERE is GAIL? That made me laugh. IAM I the whwere's waldo of teh OLP shows. Find me win a prize.

More things they never say.

I'm the king of the universe, I can do anything-RAINE :lol:

WOW a duet with Celine would be great for my career-RAINE :lol:

DRUMMERS BANG HARDER-Jeremy 8-)

It's true, just being in OLP gets me the chicks-Steve 8-)

We really only care about artistic intergrity-all( this on is for the fans because alot of fans feel OLP gave up their integerity with Gravity)

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/17/2002, 2:04 pm

"I am forever indebted to you for creating my mob. There's plenty of room on the bus, why don't you quit school and join us?" -Steve

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/17/2002, 2:08 pm

"I was in Africa with a cross-dressing clown princess the WHOLE time!" -Raine

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 10/17/2002, 2:08 pm

"Hey Bethany, you're really cute, let's get married!" Steve

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/17/2002, 2:10 pm

You never know....I've got that charm with the guys. :nod:

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/17/2002, 2:10 pm

"Fuck is a bad word." - Raine

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/17/2002, 2:13 pm

Aerindipity wrote:Raine: "All those 12-year olds screaming my name really makes me horny."
Steve: "12-year olds screaming your name makes me horny, too."

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/17/2002, 2:16 pm

"wow, I'm glad P-Diddy is going to be in our next video." - Raine

"Jer, stop fornicating in the middle of our shows! if you think the drums are hiding you, you're WRONG!" - Duncan

"I don't mind Jer fornicating behind the drums during shows." - Steve

"yeah, anytime Jer wants to fornicate, it's A-OK with me!" - Raine

"I like to think about P-Diddy and fornicate behind my drums during shows." - Jer

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/17/2002, 2:17 pm

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/17/2002, 2:27 pm

"wow, this Rogaine is the shiznit!" - Raine

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/17/2002, 3:07 pm

You want us to play in your courtyard? Why didn't you ask earlier?-Raine

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/17/2002, 3:10 pm

"Of course we'll perform Creed songs for you Brent!" -the band

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/17/2002, 3:10 pm

Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat...
-Raine

Dammit, which one of you used my Pantene?!
-Jer

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 10/17/2002, 3:50 pm

fluttergirl wrote:"wow, this Rogaine is the shiznit!" - Raine

i literally laughed out loud!!

emily · Post by **emily** » 10/17/2002, 4:47 pm

is it possible to put a picture in my message uploaded from my desktop? if so, please tell me what I would do.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/17/2002, 4:55 pm

Click on "Add an attachment" when you post & follow the directions.

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/17/2002, 5:18 pm

"I say we start the GWA (gangsters with attitude) tour with NWA eminem and Jayz and some other people..." Duncan

"How I Love his body" Raine Maida

"Hey Raine, look at steves ass it looks a bit bigger today" Jeremy

"When I Quit this band for Box Car Racer I'll actually make it big!" Steve

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/17/2002, 5:31 pm

"Hey guys, I got an idea. Let's all perform naked! Chili Pepper style!" -Raine