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In the words of Ralph Wiggum, "What's a diorama?"

they taste like burning

Some other classic Ralph Wiggum lines:

"Sleep, that's where I'm a viking!"
"I bent my Wookie"
"Miss Hoover, my worm flew into my mouth and I ate it, can I have a new one?"

And the classic conversation between Ralph and Miss Hoover:
"Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the heating vent."
"Ralph, remember the time you said you saw Snagglepuss outside?"
"He was going to the bathroom on a tree."

"I saw a leprechaun in my backyard! ...he told me to burn things "

"hi lisa...hi super nintendo chalmers"

"when i grow up, i wanna be a principal or a catipillar"

"Miss Hoover? I ate my red crayon."

When i'm at work and i want someone to do something for me, i ask them in a really innocent voice, and everyone at work thinks i sound like ralph when i do it. Now they always makes fun of me and every 5 seconds, they're like "Miss Hoover, my cat's breathe smells like cat food" haha, my manger sounds exactly like ralph. it's so funny.

thats not half as bad as the making fun of people we do at work

Ohh, they make fun of me more...much more

i doubt it
were just much meaner

maybe they do make fun of you more i wouldnt know

QUALITY OVER QUANITY