Lines in a song that either makes you laugh or go "wtf?

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 8/26/2002, 2:59 pm

mm...incubus filtering rage...

"i am bottled fizzy water, and you are shaking me up..."

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 8/26/2002, 3:02 pm

"She takes her breasts over to the north side of the city" from an Everclear song.. it's like :wtf:

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 8/26/2002, 3:04 pm

i need to start taking my breasts more places...maybe a trip to disneyland would be nice :mrgreen:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/26/2002, 3:48 pm

I saw the future once, I was drunk in a phone booth.

:wtf:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 8/26/2002, 5:04 pm

"now that your attention's perfectly divided, we begin to oscillate in the middle of this structureless oasis"

:wtf:

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 8/26/2002, 5:50 pm

"I love you, You love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too" - Barney

"Cheese, never smelt so good, on a burnt piece of lamb"
Weezer - Dope Nose

liam · Post by **liam** » 8/26/2002, 6:32 pm

^^^i think barny was a rapist...

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 8/27/2002, 9:52 am

"i am on your side, dear, i just wanna tell you off" or

"Black is a cast
and two is a crowd
and gold rim is an answer.
and black,
black is a crowd

I am just for you
as you are not for me

so even if you stop, you’re sitting here by yourself
you can never try to answer anymore
you can never start and see what you’re doing to me.

Kiss, they were the ones
they dressed like something so special
and death is to begin
caress, I think it’s a sin…

I was alone
only ‘til you took me away

and you can never stop, you’re sitting all by yourself
you can never try to argue anyone
you will never stop and see, what you’re doing to me.

I’m alone
while he was standing next to you
and days prolong
yeah there was time
just you wait and see

waiting for a bottle of truth
I’m just a lonely guy in my youth
waiting for you is all I wanna do

so if you couldn’t stop, you’re sitting all by yourself
you can never try to argue anyone
you will never stop and see what you’re doing to me

you can never stop, you’re sitting all by yourself
you can never try to answer anything
you will never stop and see, what you’re doing to me

what you’re doing to me
what you’re doing to me
what are you doing with me?"

both by God. er. pete yorn.

all sparklehorse is a definite :wtf:

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 8/27/2002, 10:05 am

You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my butt gettin big"
- nelly...

all rap lyrics make no sense, but whenever im in my car and that comes on the station, that cracks me up.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/27/2002, 10:13 am

The stars of track and field are beautiful people.

Bananababy · Post by **Bananababy** » 8/27/2002, 1:30 pm

Ahree wrote:All of Radiohead's lyrics make me go "WTF". Pretty much.

me too

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/27/2002, 1:39 pm

all of radioheads lyrics make me go
"shit, this sucks"

the android · Post by **the android** » 8/27/2002, 3:00 pm

That's nice.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/27/2002, 3:03 pm

great response. :nod:

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 8/27/2002, 3:07 pm

"I wanna fuck you like an animal, I wanna feel you from the inside."

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 8/27/2002, 5:24 pm

NIN

I love Closer

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/27/2002, 5:28 pm

Do something pretty while you can,
Don't be afraid
Skating a pirouette on ice is cool

I love Belle and Sebastian :love:

Even though some of their lyrics are out there.

liam · Post by **liam** » 8/27/2002, 8:19 pm

on the new silverchair album the secong song
the greatest view they say "the fungus in my milk" i just happen to be reading the lyrics and come across that too sharre with you all

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 8/27/2002, 11:19 pm

"Talking is just masturbating without the mess." The first time I heard that I was like "GAH! OLP has gone all nasty!" Then the more I listened to it, the more sense it made.

liam · Post by **liam** » 8/28/2002, 1:27 pm

^^^ i always thought that line was brilliant even if i was like 10 when i got the album!