poll

[Gimme_Shelter]

those must have been the hardest four years of your life

[Gimme_Shelter]

the hardest four years of my life were grade 6

[Lando]

the hardest four years of my life were the 4 years in the womb.

[Gimme_Shelter]

those were probably also the hardest 4 years of your mothers life

[Lando]

I don't think so, I think the hardest four years of her life were when Danny DeVito stole her name and she had to partake in many a legal battle to get it back.

(Oh and her original name was Danny DeVito, just to clear that up)

[Gimme_Shelter]

Danny DeVito you son of a bitch

not your mom, the bastard out their walking around with her name

[Lando]

He's cool in my books. Everything's settled now. He dropped like 100,000 pounds of chain on my mom's lawyer so she didn't have to pay for all her legal proceedings.

[Gimme_Shelter]

alright

im still sort of upset, but i'll have to learn to deal with that and hopefully be able to live a productive life still

[Lando]

You could always try to take some super famous celebrity's name. That will bring you a lot of attention, women, money, booze, parties all of that fun stuff.

But you'd have to pick someone super famous, you know, someone who's still on top... Like Tony Danza for instance.

[Gimme_Shelter]

he is The Boss
after Springsteen that is, but only because of Max and his being on Conan
also his badass songs



i think i'll take Joe Pesci

[Lando]

For a second there I thought you were going to choose a B List celeb.

[Gimme_Shelter]

the idea had crossed my mind, that way i wouldnt get mobbed all the time by the legions of Pesci fans

but i figured i might as well go all out on this