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Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:15 am
by Neil
I think I might have to go back to the bar when it opens tomorrow. Their burgers are amazing. Solid base for more beers.
What's on TV tomorrow? Ooooh whack ass college basketball! Yay!
G'damn Western Kentucky lost tonight. To Gonzaga. Glad I never did an official bracket. For cash.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:16 am
by Neil
What a fucking stupid page-baby. Shit. I'm too lazy to edit it just to make it stellar.
Oh. And Sammy is hot!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:18 am
by Neil
Don't any of you CM dudes try to twist my shit tomorrow. I tried to edit that last post!
I'm talking about Saman. Sammy! Yay!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:19 am
by Neil
You know its YOUUUU BABE...
Whenever I am weary and I've had enough. Feel like giving up!!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:19 am
by Neil
Ali ali ali baba... go tell your pops and your momma.
Cuz Shaq is the man. Period. COMMA!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:22 am
by Neil
How many of you hardcore right-wingers are scared that Obama is about to take all your guns???
I laugh at you! I am. I'm literally laughing right now. Call me. You can hear me laugh.
ROTFLMAO. (Duh DUH... duh duh duh!)
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:23 am
by Neil
I could definitely go for making a baby right about now.
Takers? How about practice?
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:24 am
by Neil
AGI stole my semen to help pay their corporate bonuses.
Assholes.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:26 am
by Neil
Guys: who's your three? The three women you'd want a free night with. No strings. No jealous wives or girlfriends...
1. Reese Witherspoon
2. Carrie Underwood
3. Christina Aguilera
If I could look like any other guy. On earth. It would be Ben Affleck. Or Ryan Reynolds. Shit. I'm torn.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:28 am
by Neil
I seriously wish the women of the CM would post more pics. It's a horrid tragedy.
How are we supposed to vote for the hottest without constant visual support. Guys are visually stimulated!!!
Why else would we watch porn? For the sound? Amazing soundtrack? No. Not so much.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:29 am
by Neil
Wow. Tara Reid looks about as great as Johnny's mom in a flannel nightgown.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:29 am
by Neil
So kiss meeeee... I'm shitfaced!
I'm something. Something. Something.
Blah blah blah blah..... she kissed meeee!
And I only bought her. One round!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:30 am
by Neil
You're gonna love my nuts!
Oh Vince.
WTF. Strap perfect? Would that seriously help a woman's bust!? Joke!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:31 am
by Neil
I kinda feel the Captain and Coke in the back of my throat. Ishy-poo!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:31 am
by Neil
Johnny. Landon. Mike just hit on me. On facebook.
He said he wants to show me his tits.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:32 am
by Neil
I'm not insane. I'm not insannnnneeee...
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:32 am
by Neil
I seriously wonder if slangin' drugs would be a much easier job than finding one in the real world.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:33 am
by laurel
peed.
NOT PEE'D.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:33 am
by Neil
Nikki. There is something mysteriously hot about you....
I can't put a finger on it!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:34 am
by Neil
laurel wrote:peed.
NOT PEE'D.
DELETE! Get outta my thread hot girl!