Neil's drunken banter (to himself)

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:15 am

I think I might have to go back to the bar when it opens tomorrow. Their burgers are amazing. Solid base for more beers.

What's on TV tomorrow? Ooooh whack ass college basketball! Yay!

G'damn Western Kentucky lost tonight. To Gonzaga. Glad I never did an official bracket. For cash.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:16 am

What a fucking stupid page-baby. Shit. I'm too lazy to edit it just to make it stellar.

Oh. And Sammy is hot!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:18 am

Don't any of you CM dudes try to twist my shit tomorrow. I tried to edit that last post!

I'm talking about Saman. Sammy! Yay!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:19 am

You know its YOUUUU BABE...

Whenever I am weary and I've had enough. Feel like giving up!!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:19 am

Ali ali ali baba... go tell your pops and your momma.

Cuz Shaq is the man. Period. COMMA!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:22 am

How many of you hardcore right-wingers are scared that Obama is about to take all your guns???

:lol:

I laugh at you! I am. I'm literally laughing right now. Call me. You can hear me laugh.

ROTFLMAO. (Duh DUH... duh duh duh!)

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:23 am

I could definitely go for making a baby right about now.

Takers? How about practice?

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:24 am

AGI stole my semen to help pay their corporate bonuses.

Assholes.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:26 am

Guys: who's your three? The three women you'd want a free night with. No strings. No jealous wives or girlfriends...

1. Reese Witherspoon
2. Carrie Underwood
3. Christina Aguilera

If I could look like any other guy. On earth. It would be Ben Affleck. Or Ryan Reynolds. Shit. I'm torn.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:28 am

I seriously wish the women of the CM would post more pics. It's a horrid tragedy.

How are we supposed to vote for the hottest without constant visual support. Guys are visually stimulated!!!

Why else would we watch porn? For the sound? Amazing soundtrack? No. Not so much.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:29 am

Wow. Tara Reid looks about as great as Johnny's mom in a flannel nightgown.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:29 am

So kiss meeeee... I'm shitfaced!

I'm something. Something. Something.

Blah blah blah blah..... she kissed meeee!

And I only bought her. One round!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:30 am

You're gonna love my nuts! :lol:

Oh Vince.

WTF. Strap perfect? Would that seriously help a woman's bust!? Joke!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:31 am

I kinda feel the Captain and Coke in the back of my throat. Ishy-poo!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:31 am

Johnny. Landon. Mike just hit on me. On facebook.

He said he wants to show me his tits.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:32 am

I'm not insane. I'm not insannnnneeee...

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:32 am

I seriously wonder if slangin' drugs would be a much easier job than finding one in the real world.

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 3/22/2009, 2:33 am

peed.

NOT PEE'D.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:33 am

Nikki. There is something mysteriously hot about you....

I can't put a finger on it!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/22/2009, 2:34 am

laurel wrote:peed.

NOT PEE'D.

DELETE! Get outta my thread hot girl!