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lol well maybe you've been spending too much time around me! didja ever think about that, hmm?

I can also touch my tongue to my nose!

But I can ALSO touch it to my CHIN!!!

i can make a flower with my tongue and roll it over like upside down. And i can touch my toes flat handed, while this is not a special talent, when you are my age is certainly is an accomplishment

I can't even touch my toes. I don't think I can touch my ankles.

And no, I'm not one of those outrageously overweight people that can't touch their toes because too much stuff is in the way. I'm just not flexible.

Since I was a young child, I could stick my legs behind my head. *waits for Lando to say Johnny's excited, or Johnny to make a comparison to Lando's mother*

shanae i am one of those people with stuff in the way ... minds i used to be able to do that. I can almost get one back there these days

In gym, I discovered that I am usually eight centimeters from touching my toes while lunging forward. It's sad.

I can put my left foot to my face, but that's it.

Double digit expert minesweeper time. The greatest accomplishment of my twenty-two year existence.

MindsOnLoan wrote:Since I was a young child, I could stick my legs behind my head. *waits for Lando to say Johnny's excited, or Johnny to make a comparison to Lando's mother*

I was actually going to make a Clerks reference, but decided against it.

And I actually don't have the energy to make a sex joke about Lando's mom.

she wore you out last night huh?

Well, since she's been around the block so many goddamn times, it was like throwing a beach ball through the Millenium Wheel! I had to work extra hard to feel any sort of pleasure.

it would also help if you had a penis.

I found out in elementary gym class that climbing the rope can induce a hard on. Wait, what?