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Posted: **2/16/2006, 12:47 am**

The kid'll be fine. I watched Are You Afraid of The Dark every saturday night when I was 5-6

Posted: **2/16/2006, 12:58 am**

my cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted: **2/16/2006, 1:00 am**

wrong topic?

Posted: **2/16/2006, 1:01 am**

Posted: **2/16/2006, 1:03 am**

and your posts relevance to this thread is?

Posted: **2/16/2006, 1:09 am**

When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar

Posted: **2/16/2006, 1:21 am**

DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK

Posted: **2/16/2006, 2:16 am**

i bent my wookie

Posted: **2/16/2006, 12:12 pm**

CATERPILLAR TOTALLY

Posted: **2/16/2006, 1:36 pm**

Robbo.

bd007h wrote:The kid'll be fine. I watched Are You Afraid of The Dark every saturday night when I was 5-6

That's not really the same. He'll be fine, but he'll probably have nightmares for quite some time.

Posted: **2/16/2006, 8:10 pm**

Gimme_Shelter wrote:the kid should have fuckin roundhouse kicked the computer screen

Then Chuck Noriss would have come out and roundhouse kicked him for daring to use the roundhouse kick.

Posted: **2/16/2006, 9:31 pm**

Gimme_Shelter wrote:the kid should have fuckin roundhouse kicked the computer screen

He couldn't lift his leg that high.

Posted: **2/16/2006, 9:42 pm**

Seriously, how does he not get it?

Posted: **2/16/2006, 11:56 pm**

Posted: **2/17/2006, 12:09 am**

All I know is this

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=85465 wrote:My cat's breath smells like cat food
(thing) by Quizro (2.1 d) (print) ? 3 C!s Sat Jul 29 2000 at 22:08:40

A statement made seemingly at random by the developmentally challenged Ralph Wiggum, 8-year-old classmate of Lisa Simpson in episode 1F17 ("Lisa's Rival") of the animated television series The Simpsons:

Lisa: Hey Ralph, want to come with me and Alison to play "Anagrams"?

Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

At one time this sentence was an easter egg hidden on the index page of the Chatham County government's intranet site. You could only find it by highlighting random places on the page with your mouse until you eventually stumbled across it. Or you could print the page out, but why on earth would anyone do that?

This sort of thinking seems to draw the attention of the Evil Dark Lord of Humorless Bureaucracies, because sure enough, one day some middle management type printed the page out and discovered the quote. She freaked out and her boss phoned the director of the IT department to storm and rage.

Fortunately, the Web designer, a college student who was liked by everyone in the department, was long gone so the Hammer of Justice didn't fall on him. When we heard the "news" we all frowned deeply, agreed that it was a very, very bad and wrong thing to do, said that it was a darn good thing we were rid of that irresponsible prankster, and took the offending quote away.

As far as I know, they still haven't found the dancing chicken.

Posted: **2/17/2006, 12:55 pm**

that kids a wuss.

my parents scared me as a kid.

seriously.

Posted: **2/17/2006, 1:15 pm**

And look how you turned out.

That's why it's not okay to scare your kids like that.

Posted: **2/17/2006, 1:18 pm**

like you fucking know me.

asshole.

Posted: **2/17/2006, 2:43 pm**

for the record, theres a longer version where the kid starts laughing at himself and his mom says theyre going to submit it to america's funniest home videos. the kid was not scarred.

also, think of this: if daddy didnt show it to him, he wouldve gone to his grade four computer class and had one of his class mates show him. wouldnt it be more traumatic for that reaction in class?

parents pick on their kids. it happens. my parents picked on me on a regular basis. it forces you to not live a sheltered life.

its that reason right there that the world is crazy. you have to protect your kids from any harm whatsoever or else youre a bad parent. then some kid gets picked on in highschool and brings a gun to fix the problem. learn to take a joke. its helpful.

Posted: **2/17/2006, 2:56 pm**

gravity wrote:learn to take a joke. its helpful.

Umm... I think you need to take your own advice there. Robbo was clearly joking.

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