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nikki4982 wrote::lol:


"I... I believe you have my stapler..."

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...


Oh, good luck Johnny!

swingline staplers > all.

OMG

The library at Queen's has a red swingline! <3 <3 <3 <3

I would have stolen it, but they had put "PROPERTY OF STAUFFER LIBRARY" on it.

this is my stapler. it is the best stapler in the world. it even comes with green staples.


!

*staples Jen*

Staples brand staplers are the most amazing sexy staplers in the world. You haven't stapled until you've used a staples brand stapler.

Interesting. I've never used one before. The one my family has, is pretty old and crappy.

Long Jonny wrote:

nikki4982 wrote::lol:


"I... I believe you have my stapler..."

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...


Oh, good luck Johnny!

Clearly I'm missing something but, the question at hand is; what?

Office Space.

Oh, right.

Random Name wrote:Staples brand staplers are the most amazing sexy staplers in the world. You haven't stapled until you've used a staples brand stapler.

Did Monkey pay you to say that?

staples pens are not at all sexy.
nor are staples erasers.
or the geometry sets.

i've never tried the staplers, but i hope they're not unsexy, which they probably will be.

nikki4982 wrote:

Random Name wrote:Staples brand staplers are the most amazing sexy staplers in the world. You haven't stapled until you've used a staples brand stapler.

Did Monkey pay you to say that?

I work in Staples.

Its just a stapler.

JUST A......i'm sorry johnny, but with that attitude, i'm afraid you're just not cut out to do all that clerical work.

but its just a stapler

Chanandler Bong wrote:but its just a stapler

Oh, and with that kind of attitude maybe clerical work isn't for you.

Johnny, you don't deserve to staple with that kind of attitude.