ClumsyMonkey.net

Posted: **11/1/2005, 11:14 pm**

i'm sorry. how did you know?

yessir.

Posted: **11/2/2005, 6:31 am**

So, guess what Monkey got for his birthday?

HE GOT HIS CAR REAR ENDED!!! :duncan:

Posted: **11/2/2005, 10:30 am**

:o

Ouch!

Posted: **11/2/2005, 11:37 am**

Oh noes

Poor Monkey. Is he ok?

Posted: **11/2/2005, 12:24 pm**

He's fine.

And luckily it was the other person's fault, so their insurance is gonna cover it. Got the back AND the front of his car, though, cos he got pushed into the car in front of him.

Posted: **11/2/2005, 1:44 pm**

For a minute I thought that was a metaphor.
And I was like :O Nikki!

Posted: **11/2/2005, 1:50 pm**

...........

Posted: **11/2/2005, 3:31 pm**

Posted: **11/2/2005, 7:05 pm**

afealicious wrote:i'm sorry. how did you know? yessir.

Because you're Jemmy! You always work!

Posted: **11/2/2005, 7:27 pm**

i can have breaks too can't i?

when i feel like it?

on occasion?

sometimes?

...

rarely?

Posted: **11/2/2005, 8:15 pm**

NO! *cracks whip*

Posted: **11/2/2005, 8:16 pm**

happening fish wrote:For a minute I thought that was a metaphor.
And I was like :O Nikki!

I was going to say (to Nikki): "So ... you were the man?"

But I refrained.

Posted: **11/2/2005, 10:01 pm**

Unfortunate. We need more gender-bending sodomy jokes around here.

Posted: **11/2/2005, 10:04 pm**

The board feels so empty without them.

Posted: **11/2/2005, 10:37 pm**

NO PUN INTENDED?

Posted: **11/2/2005, 10:38 pm**

Robbo: See my LJ for a recent conversation w/ Kerri that included some great sodomy bits.

Posted: **11/2/2005, 10:51 pm**

"if it screams, it's a witch"

lmfao

Posted: **11/2/2005, 11:03 pm**

Posted: **11/3/2005, 1:35 am**

faninor wrote:

ClumsyMonkey.net

Uh oh