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bovine wrote:I think most people already know this, but if you type in "miserable failure" and then click "I'm feeling lucky" it brings up the whitehouse.gov bio for george w bush. I read somewhere why it does that...it's actually NOT programed by the people at google. Apparently a bunch of people put the words "miserable failure" on tons of websites and made those words into a link to the gwb page. Google just picks up the fact that across the internet the term "miserable failure" is often associated with a link to that page, so it takes you there.

it also does that when you just type failure
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or George W. Bush!
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Altavista baby!!!!!!


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you must be kidding.
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pit_girl1 wrote:
Hope wrote:about 2 years ago you could type in 'weapons of mass destruction' ad click im feeling lucky and get a page that said 'weapons of mass destruction not found', etc, etc, etc. im sure everyone knows what im talking about


There was a similar thing about "French military victories". Not sure if it's still like that though.

EDIT: Yeah, it's still there. Type in that phrase and click the feelin lucky button. It's rather hilarious.


:lol: :lol: i love that one.
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seriously it brings up better results and if you're looking for pictures for school or for blogs it's way better.
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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does anyone else know anyone other google tricks/secrets?? there's a nice glass of cranberry juice waiting for the person who does :nod:
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I know a few.

Like if you type in "boobs" or "nudes" or "porn" in image search

NAKED PICTURES SHOW UP!!!!

I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!
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i'll give you a garden gnome for that.
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Fuck he is bad-ass.
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ohhhh....look what i found: http://www.google.com/hurricane.html

do people know about this?
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wowza COOL.

No i did not.
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I did not know that. I did know however, that you must be careful when typing in google to make sure you hit the "g" instead of "b" otherwise you will come across a very different type of search engine. One that will not aid you in your search, unless you're Lando I suppose. :P

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Oh wow, that hurricane thing is awesome.
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Rusty wrote:I did not know that. I did know however, that you must be careful when typing in google to make sure you hit the "g" instead of "b" otherwise you will come across a very different type of search engine. One that will not aid you in your search, unless you're Lando I suppose. :P


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waay too late but i foudn something neat: http://www.googlefight.com/
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this is also way too late, but google has a section dedicated specifically for academic searches. http://scholar.google.com . i didn't know about that until yesterday, and i use google for everything
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yeah i knew that...lol
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^that's friggin AWESOME :GASP:
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