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Posted: **8/21/2005, 10:25 pm**

I meant I knew how long it took you, silly.

Posted: **8/21/2005, 10:27 pm**

dammit.

Posted: **8/21/2005, 10:38 pm**

But I bet she learned a little sumsin sumsin about time zones!

Mmhmm.

Posted: **8/21/2005, 10:55 pm**

Posted: **8/22/2005, 12:16 am**

I really like your song.

*becomes jen groupie*

You should go solo jen, that loser is bringing you down and hurting your image. :nod:

You could go far.

Posted: **8/22/2005, 12:21 am**

hahahahaha

Posted: **8/22/2005, 12:25 am**

Get the hell out of my topic, Hope. I don't want you around here.

Posted: **8/22/2005, 12:36 am**

Jealous of others successes much?

Posted: **8/22/2005, 12:37 am**

I wish there were a way to break things on the internet!

Posted: **8/22/2005, 1:22 am**

I can break you on the internet... does that count?

Posted: **8/22/2005, 1:37 am**

Oh, Nikki. Eternally my foe.

And what the hell, you've gotten four hundred posts since that 20,000 thread? Jebus, woman.

Posted: **8/22/2005, 1:44 am**

I'M OUT OF HAND!!!

Posted: **8/22/2005, 11:21 pm**

You're out of order!

Posted: **8/25/2005, 12:38 am**

I was trying to write a second song earlier, but I wasn't having any luck, so I'm just going to put Apology in here.

Apology
By D.J. W

Sometimes when I’m bored,
I dress up in silly suits
That I get from the room where the bodies are stored,
Along with these crazy cowboy boots!

I have suits for all situations,
I’m a man with lots of choice;
I have Worf’s suit from Next Generation
I even imitate his voice!

[chorus]
This is an apology!
Just kidding, it’s a song about me,
And all my silly, silly suits
And all their silly, silly boots.
I can’t wait until the rap part of this song.

I was at a cocktail party just last week
When a man complimented my Jedi outfit.
I was very surprised and a little meek,
So I kicked at his face while my dog bit.

But this song has been all about me!
And great as I am, I know it’s true,
I’m not always the best that can be!
So tell me a little about you.

Ha ha ha, I kid. Now it’s time for the chorus!

Shoop boo da boop boo da boop boo,
Dee da dee doo sheep shop shibbity doo.

That was my little scat,
Now I’m going to have to rap,
Let’s see if you can handle that,
I’m putting WTE on the hip-hop map!

Well this song is almost one page long,
I think it’s time it ends.
I’m going to go play pong
Just kidding, I just needed a word that rhymed with long.

Boom.

Posted: **8/25/2005, 1:05 am**

This next song is for an old friend of mine (Not old as in age)(She's easily the most youthful person I know, and I have a 3-year-old brother).

Untitled
By William Theodore Edison

Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,

Not many words rhyme with Melissa
Actually, I can't think of any, except Melissa.

Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,

More lyrics.

Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,

SCAT! Shoop beedle beep dee, dee beep biddle deedle dee dee.

Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa,
YAY!

Posted: **8/25/2005, 1:06 am**

you called me old :mad:

Posted: **8/25/2005, 1:12 am**

What are you talking about?

Posted: **8/25/2005, 1:18 am**

what are YOU talking about?

Posted: **8/25/2005, 2:44 am**

Another masterpiece. You sure do love your scatting.

Posted: **8/25/2005, 2:47 am**

It's a good way to fill space, and it's amazingly easy to write.

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