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Actually, 1+1 = 10 :D
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Hehehe, yay binary.
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Kruno - you make my head boggle.
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Post by dumbandjaded13 »

BOAT wrote:
when talking mathematics.

1 + 1 doesn't always equal 2.... 1 + 1 can equal 11...

so given

1 + 1 = 2
and
1 + 1 = 11

it is therefore safe to assume that neither equation is incorrect, or "wrong". It just matters which way you go about answering the question. I believe having 2 contradicting answers from a single question is called a dichotomy... or in this case, a divine dichotomy. ;)


Mathematics requires constant assuming. You add, subtract, multiply, and divide numbers using our system of numbers assuming that the answer you get is correct because you followed the rules. When you say 1+1 can give you two different answers, you are assuming two different rules for "addition"... which means given the assumption you used to compute your addition, one of those answers, either 2 or 11, is wrong...

Which leads me to my point about the article... This professor is obviously assuming a lot of criteria, which in mathematics is usually accepted, as long as your assumptions have been backed by proofs or previous work... however his assumptions are not backed by any sort of previous research, so his results are not conclusive... you can make up any underlying assumptions you wish that will allow you to present a statistic in your favor. So mathematically speaking, I believe 97% is incorrect, stricly because his assumptions are not backed by anything at all, except possibly belief, which definitely doesn't factor into mathematics.
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We won't actually know till someone reads his proof.
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[10:55] <nikki4982> wow... the cm beat fark
[10:55] <nikki4982> that professor proving jebus with math thing is on there now
[10:56] <Korzic> heh
[10:56] <Korzic> I'm fast :)
[10:57] <penguin> :O
[10:57] <nikki4982> that you are!

Everyone be amazed!!! I know I am!

Also, it's amusing to go into the Fark thread because they brought up a lot of the same points.
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<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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That's great! ... what's fark?
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An alternative to fuck.

Also it's like Nikki's favorite website in the whole world. She constantly compares it to the CM and Fark comes out on top.
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That's shocking! :GASP:
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Actually I've been on Fark a lot lately because I have nothing else to do while waiting for these programs to recover files from my corrupted harddrive.

http://www.fark.com

It's like a news site with forums... but funny.
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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nikki4982 wrote:Actually I've been on Fark a lot lately because I have nothing else to do while waiting for these programs to recover files from my corrupted harddrive.

http://www.fark.com

It's like a news site with forums... but funny.


*clicks link*
....
...
:uh:
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*shrugs* To each his own.
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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Sexist.
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What's sexist?

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I like how Fark classifies its news.
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Rusty wrote:What's sexist?


Nikki.
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Why is Nikki sexist now?

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Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
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nikki4982 wrote:*shrugs* To each his own.
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Post by Rusty »

That's not sexist...

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
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Post by AnnieDreams »

I assume he means the fact that Nikki said "his" rather than "her","his/her" or "their"
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