Posted: 6/11/2005, 7:44 pm
awww.
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Posted: 6/11/2005, 9:33 pm
aww the only person who leaves me voicemails is my mom. and most of the time that's only cause i see it's her calling and i don't answer!
Posted: 6/11/2005, 9:35 pm
I wouldn't answer if my mom called. I wouldn't call back either. Stupid mother.
Posted: 6/11/2005, 9:37 pm
haha if i don't she keeps calling back and leaves more voicemails 
Posted: 6/11/2005, 9:55 pm
Block her number 
You know you wanna.
You know you wanna.Posted: 6/11/2005, 10:04 pm
haha! she calls me from mulitple numbers o_O
Posted: 6/11/2005, 10:06 pm
*coughstalkercough*
Posted: 6/12/2005, 2:52 pm
guy friend to my voicemail
'Hey, Liz, um, i was wondering if when you come over, can you bring me a pair of pants? Please? I'm seirous so call me back."
'Hey, Liz, um, i was wondering if when you come over, can you bring me a pair of pants? Please? I'm seirous so call me back."
Posted: 6/12/2005, 9:52 pm
Posted: 6/12/2005, 9:54 pm
She's clearly stolen all his pants.
Posted: 6/12/2005, 11:11 pm
Or maybe he had a tribal pants burning ritual of some sort?
Posted: 6/12/2005, 11:29 pm
That doesn't explain why she'd have appropriate pants for him!
Posted: 6/12/2005, 11:54 pm
He likes girly pants?
Posted: 6/13/2005, 12:02 am
My answering machine message was OH SO SUH-WEET, but then my mom got pissed because she uses our phone for work, so she deleted it.
it was something like. (and imagine overly enthusiastic voices)
Yannic: "Hello I'm Yannic."
Marie: "Hello I'm Marie"
Kindie: "And I'm Kindie. We will be your hosts for the following message!"
Yannic: "You have attempted to contact the O'Neill/Wolfe/Sulkowski/Doi residence, but it seems there is not a single person at home. On to you, Marie!"
Marie: "Thank you Yannic! What would you suggest our listeners should do, Kindie?"
Kindie: "Well, Marie, I'd suggest the use of an answering machine."
Marie: "Ha ha! I just don't know what we'd do without such modern conveniances!"
Yannic: "Well said, well said! Well, our fine listeners, it's up to you."
BEEP!
Apparently people tought a 5-mintue message was a wee bit long, because for the next week or two we would get like 10 messages a day just of people hanging up.
it was something like. (and imagine overly enthusiastic voices)
Yannic: "Hello I'm Yannic."
Marie: "Hello I'm Marie"
Kindie: "And I'm Kindie. We will be your hosts for the following message!"
Yannic: "You have attempted to contact the O'Neill/Wolfe/Sulkowski/Doi residence, but it seems there is not a single person at home. On to you, Marie!"
Marie: "Thank you Yannic! What would you suggest our listeners should do, Kindie?"
Kindie: "Well, Marie, I'd suggest the use of an answering machine."
Marie: "Ha ha! I just don't know what we'd do without such modern conveniances!"
Yannic: "Well said, well said! Well, our fine listeners, it's up to you."
BEEP!
Apparently people tought a 5-mintue message was a wee bit long, because for the next week or two we would get like 10 messages a day just of people hanging up.
Posted: 6/13/2005, 10:34 am
No one calls me
Posted: 6/13/2005, 12:30 pm
happeningfish wrote:That doesn't explain why she'd have appropriate pants for him!
i kinda took them because i got chocolate milk all over mine one day and he had an extra pair so i took them. if you think about it i was actually returning them
Posted: 6/13/2005, 5:51 pm
I actually wonder why he had extra pants with him. This makes me think that maybe he had planned to require a fresh pair of pants later.
Posted: 6/13/2005, 5:53 pm
That completely ruins it for me.
Posted: 6/13/2005, 5:53 pm
Or maybe he had gym class?
Posted: 6/13/2005, 5:53 pm
Oh, and Yannic... 
I'd hate you if I ever had to call your house and you weren't home.
I'd hate you if I ever had to call your house and you weren't home.