The Funny Voicemail Thread

Hope · Post by **Hope** » 6/11/2005, 7:44 pm

awww.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 6/11/2005, 9:33 pm

aww the only person who leaves me voicemails is my mom. and most of the time that's only cause i see it's her calling and i don't answer! :GASP:

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/11/2005, 9:35 pm

I wouldn't answer if my mom called. I wouldn't call back either. Stupid mother.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 6/11/2005, 9:37 pm

haha if i don't she keeps calling back and leaves more voicemails :freak:

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/11/2005, 9:55 pm

Block her number :evil:

You know you wanna.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 6/11/2005, 10:04 pm

haha! she calls me from mulitple numbers o_O

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/11/2005, 10:06 pm

*coughstalkercough*

Odio La Cabra · Post by **Odio La Cabra** » 6/12/2005, 2:52 pm

guy friend to my voicemail

'Hey, Liz, um, i was wondering if when you come over, can you bring me a pair of pants? Please? I'm seirous so call me back."

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 6/12/2005, 9:52 pm

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/12/2005, 9:54 pm

She's clearly stolen all his pants.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 6/12/2005, 11:11 pm

Or maybe he had a tribal pants burning ritual of some sort?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/12/2005, 11:29 pm

That doesn't explain why she'd have appropriate pants for him!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 6/12/2005, 11:54 pm

He likes girly pants?

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 6/13/2005, 12:02 am

My answering machine message was OH SO SUH-WEET, but then my mom got pissed because she uses our phone for work, so she deleted it.

it was something like. (and imagine overly enthusiastic voices)

Yannic: "Hello I'm Yannic."

Marie: "Hello I'm Marie"

Kindie: "And I'm Kindie. We will be your hosts for the following message!"

Yannic: "You have attempted to contact the O'Neill/Wolfe/Sulkowski/Doi residence, but it seems there is not a single person at home. On to you, Marie!"

Marie: "Thank you Yannic! What would you suggest our listeners should do, Kindie?"

Kindie: "Well, Marie, I'd suggest the use of an answering machine."

Marie: "Ha ha! I just don't know what we'd do without such modern conveniances!"

Yannic: "Well said, well said! Well, our fine listeners, it's up to you."

BEEP!

Apparently people tought a 5-mintue message was a wee bit long, because for the next week or two we would get like 10 messages a day just of people hanging up.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/13/2005, 10:34 am

No one calls me

Odio La Cabra · Post by **Odio La Cabra** » 6/13/2005, 12:30 pm

happeningfish wrote:That doesn't explain why she'd have appropriate pants for him!

i kinda took them because i got chocolate milk all over mine one day and he had an extra pair so i took them. if you think about it i was actually returning them

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/13/2005, 5:51 pm

I actually wonder why he had extra pants with him. This makes me think that maybe he had planned to require a fresh pair of pants later. :GASP:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 6/13/2005, 5:53 pm

That completely ruins it for me.

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 6/13/2005, 5:53 pm

Or maybe he had gym class?

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 6/13/2005, 5:53 pm

Oh, and Yannic... :lol:

I'd hate you if I ever had to call your house and you weren't home.