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Pasties are those weird little things that strippers (or other... strange... women...) put over their nipples to "cover up". Lil Kim wore one to the MTV VMAs one year and everyone was freaking out cos Diana Ross touched her boob.

She didn't touch it, she got a handful and jiggled it, a lot.

and in the vastly red nation of the US, that's a felony.

you just can't go out and about and show woman and woman fondeling. its just wrong. [shadow=black]but oh so right[/shadow]

you made your text float

He did!

*clicks on edit to see how*

I think he meant to make the text color black, not the shadow color.




Oh yeah... and she totally didn't grab it. She put her hand under her boob and tapped it a few times. Trust me. I've seen the clip probably fifty million times thanks to MTV re-airing the awards over and over and over again, then clip shows with it in it, and MTV news pieces and a thousand other things on MTV and VH1.

Viacom --> <-- clip of boobage

No way. She shook that thing like it was a can of spray paint.

wait
that isnt where spray paint comes from?!

From... boob pasties?

yes.

I could really go for some boobs and pastries right now.

nikki4982 wrote::GASP: He did!

*clicks on edit to see how*

I think he meant to make the text color black, not the shadow color.

no, it was intended. cause i'm smart like that. now put it back...now!!!

What do you mean put it back?

its not floating anymore.

It totally is.

It really is Reno....maybe you just need some more tequila.

...it's not floating anymore...

I see it floating...

i see it floating also. i also don't get how you can end up shadowing text when you're trying to change its color in the first place

He claims he meant to do that. I think he was a little drunk. Or tired from a hard day of managing a whole university. It's very draining.