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sometimes i get a really strong urge to KICK people. is that a bad thing?

not at all.

i do it all the time

lol j/k

±faninor² wrote:It's okay to walk slowly as long as you keep a path open for people to pass!

I get road rage

nikki4982 wrote:

±faninor² wrote:It's okay to walk slowly as long as you keep a path open for people to pass!

Unless I'm in a bad mood or already pissed about other idiot pedestrians.

Cornholio wrote:I get road rage

who doesnt, nothing wrong with a little road rage i say

kermit wrote: with their jeans falling down,

In high school I was infamous for putting pencils or other objects such as spoons, markers, pens anything down the as crack if it was showing, it didn't matter who you were, girl, boy, teacher, janitor, Samuel L. Jackson.

Anything goes.

Cornholio wrote:I get road rage

Not me.

Sometimes a man needs to cuss out some random douche bag driver.

I had sidewalk rage again today.

SO DID I!!
WHY DO PEOPLE JSUT STAND ON THE SIDEWALK?!?! MY LORD!!

I was walking behind some slow people today and they made me angry, luckily I knew where they were going. I sprinted past them and around the corner behind some hedges in the middle of the sidewalk. I crouched. I took a huge dump.

When they came walking by they were holding hands. One slipped in it, both fell. The other person landed in it.

I have pictures.

you lie

Okay okay, you caught me.

They weren't holding hands.

i knew it

i dont walk slow

i dont understand why people do

they only have one leg?

that's no excuse!