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Posted: **2/28/2005, 9:41 am**

Did you know that shaving your pubic hair will NOT rid you of crab infestation?

Posted: **2/28/2005, 12:24 pm**

Did you know that from personal experience?

Posted: **2/28/2005, 4:45 pm**

damn, there goes that idea.

Posted: **2/28/2005, 4:51 pm**

shaving your pubic hair?

Posted: **2/28/2005, 4:55 pm**

yes, to get rid of my crabs.

Posted: **2/28/2005, 4:56 pm**

:O

I shaved downstairs once...true story.

Posted: **2/28/2005, 6:21 pm**

did you know that female fetuses masturbate?

Posted: **2/28/2005, 6:43 pm**

LMAO!! OMG I DID NOT KNOW THAT!

Posted: **2/28/2005, 6:43 pm**

did you know that the only member of the band zz top without a beard has the last name beard?

Posted: **2/28/2005, 7:13 pm**

That's ironic.

Posted: **2/28/2005, 7:21 pm**

kermit wrote:LMAO!! OMG I DID NOT KNOW THAT!

i'm glad you liked that one. :lol:

~

did you know that honey can never rot?

also, did you know that strawberries are the only natural food that whiten your teeth?

Posted: **2/28/2005, 7:35 pm**

saman wrote:this thread makes me want to sing

did you ever know that you're my heerrroo?

yes i was aware of my standing as your hero thank you for reminding me

Posted: **2/28/2005, 7:41 pm**

actually mat's the one that has official standing as my hero. i think you were the backup hero

Posted: **2/28/2005, 7:44 pm**

MAT SUCKS!
he demoted himself to backup
and let me take over :nod:

Posted: **2/28/2005, 7:47 pm**

MAT DOES NOT SUCK!

that's it, you get demoted for saying he sucks. to, um, i dunno what. 2nd backup! :GASP:

Posted: **2/28/2005, 7:54 pm**

:O
im formally launching a protest
mat does suck!
he tried to hit on me all the time!

Posted: **2/28/2005, 9:20 pm**

nobodys going to listen, your 3rd string now and nobody ever listens to the 3rd string

fact of life

Posted: **2/28/2005, 9:22 pm**

she listened
we talked on msn :nod:

Posted: **3/9/2005, 4:54 am**

i very happy for you

Posted: **3/9/2005, 6:03 pm**

i am too

Lando's "DID YOU KNOW?" thread