Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:05 pm
and a loaf turned to him and snapped "Not now! Can't you see we're busy answering the ultimate question?"
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Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:06 pm
"what question?" orange marmalade asked, curious what monumental question his idols were discussing.
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:07 pm
"THE question! Which is better: Texas toast or French bread?" the loaf responded before turning back to the rest of the bread.
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:07 pm
orange marmalade started the long trek back to his shelf, looking the picture of dejection.
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:08 pm
once he was there, enraged he called on his friend the witch doctor, who cast a spell that would forever contaminate cream cheese.
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:08 pm
the spell created a creature called a cow.
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:08 pm
the spell created a creature called a cow.
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:09 pm
and from that cow a liquid would flow, and from that liquid would cream cheese be made.
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:10 pm
making cream cheese a dirty, vile thing.
well...only because cows are subject to go mad
well...only because cows are subject to go mad
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:11 pm
and that was the story of why purple is a very good smell.
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:11 pm
hm. 30 more posts and i will have reached page 100.
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:11 pm
what can i do for 30 posts?
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:12 pm
i know! i can sing a song!
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:18 pm
dear mr and/or mrs sender-we're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:18 pm
starting from the time you get this letter your life will be a never-ending circus of confusion
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:18 pm
you'll get your choice of an anesthetic
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:18 pm
and we'll need to chop your clock off (tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock)
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:19 pm
it might not be what you expected, but there's no money back once youve been ripped off and chopped up!
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:19 pm
today's a very special day! oh..
Posted: 9/18/2004, 11:20 pm
the boys'll murder for it, but what will the neighbors say?