The Dom, Claire, Rusty n' Emily Thread

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:05 pm

and a loaf turned to him and snapped "Not now! Can't you see we're busy answering the ultimate question?"

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:06 pm

"what question?" orange marmalade asked, curious what monumental question his idols were discussing.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:07 pm

"THE question! Which is better: Texas toast or French bread?" the loaf responded before turning back to the rest of the bread.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:07 pm

orange marmalade started the long trek back to his shelf, looking the picture of dejection.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:08 pm

once he was there, enraged he called on his friend the witch doctor, who cast a spell that would forever contaminate cream cheese.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:08 pm

the spell created a creature called a cow.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:08 pm

the spell created a creature called a cow.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:09 pm

and from that cow a liquid would flow, and from that liquid would cream cheese be made.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:10 pm

making cream cheese a dirty, vile thing.

well...only because cows are subject to go mad :GASP:

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:11 pm

and that was the story of why purple is a very good smell.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:11 pm

hm. 30 more posts and i will have reached page 100.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:11 pm

what can i do for 30 posts?

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:12 pm

i know! i can sing a song!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:18 pm

dear mr and/or mrs sender-we're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:18 pm

starting from the time you get this letter your life will be a never-ending circus of confusion

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:18 pm

you'll get your choice of an anesthetic

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:18 pm

and we'll need to chop your clock off (tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock)

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:19 pm

it might not be what you expected, but there's no money back once youve been ripped off and chopped up!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:19 pm

today's a very special day! oh..

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:20 pm

the boys'll murder for it, but what will the neighbors say?