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Mortimer the XVIII :O

not because there were 17 other mortimers. but rather, because being the 2nd is no fun.

not because there were 17 other mortimers. but rather, because being the 2nd is no fun.

:O double post!

it was an accident!

i need something to do. i'm bored.

no one's on msn!!

how come i'm tired, but not sleepy!?!?!?!?!?!?!

anyways, as i was saying, cows can clearly be traced back to marmalade.

one day orange marmalade said to cream cheese "you are my mortal enemy! you are stealing my toast and keeping people from eating my yummy goodness"

cream cheese replied "nuh-uh! if you were so yummy good, people wouldn't buy me!"

to which orange marmalade responded "no! you just have better marketing."

and cream cheese conceided that point.

however....the rivalry didn't end there!

cream cheese decided to sabatoge orange marmalade to ensure future dominance of the toast-spread market!









(jelly and jam and peanut butter of course all had been eliminated by default. because they all had malaria)

cream cheese spread a nasty rumour about orange marmalade containing smallpox...and worse yet, toothpaste! :gasp:

*i mean,

as sales fell, marmalade had a gut instinct that cream cheese was to blame!

the question was: how to prove it??

so orange marmalade went on a quest that took him through produce, canned goods, and finally, to the bakery, where he could ask bread once and for all which spread was best.

he approached the breads and timidly said "excuse me?"